@NeoTHFC Chicago Bears - they play their games like you’re having cardiac arrest, the fan base clings dearly to the last trophy won in 1985, and have a tense local rivalry against the Green Bay Packers
“We will call it roughing the passer.”
“But isn’t football a rough sport sir?”
“Very. But in this case, too high… flag, too low… flag, too late... flag”
“So if they time it perfectly, they can hit in the midsection?”
“Depends. If they do it softly, maybe. Too hard… flag.”