Lindsay

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[The View @TheView]

The original singer of 'Reading Rainbow' theme song, Tina Fabrique, performs 'Butterfly in the Sky'! 🦋

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

An attempt by @mschlapp to hype up the CPAC crowd goes horribly wrong —

"How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?"

[cheers]

"That was the wrong answer..."

[MovementbyDavid @MovementbyD]

The Period (explained for dudes)

[Lindsay @YASDNiL3]

@IrrationalBrat Oof 😅 thank you

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

For the kids, the song they’re playing here is “Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival—a protest song that critiques the social injustice and class disparities of the Vietnam War draft system.

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

They’ve lost Joe Rogan…

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I love this 😭😭😭😭

[Greg Ditmore @GregDitmore]

@JTalty Why is he eating from a garbage can? Are we not still paying him??

[Chad Withrow @TheChadWithrow]

The amount of people in my timeline saying “she deserved it” after video of Alabama’s Jermaine Burton swatting at the head of a young woman surfaced is eye opening to me. Wipe away your fan allegiance and try not to be a moron for a second.

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

BARISTA: what can I get you

ME: medium roast please

B: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato

M: *under breath* damn

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

BOUNCER: I’m sorry miss, you are too drunk to come in.
ME: [lifting shirt] initiate Care Bear Stare!
BOUNCER: Oh, my mistake
ME: [smiling proudly]
BOUNCER: I’m sorry SIR, you are too drunk to come in.

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

Who wore it better: @UTSmokey_00 or @finebaum?!

#SECNation

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

"We don't have sweet tea but you can just put sugar in the unsweet, it'll be fine." 😪

[Lindsay @YASDNiL3]

@hayden1222 I’m getting impatient and I’m not even pregnant, much less having contractions about to give birth pregnant!

[Lindsay @YASDNiL3]

@hayden1222 @ash_kal1

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

Omg.... Imitation crab meat is a seafood hot dog.

[Lindsay @YASDNiL3]

@ash_kal1

[Lindsay @YASDNiL3]

@CrimeInSports @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny my boyfriend and I live in Metro Atlanta. He came home with this today 😂 See y’all in a couple of weeks!