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@PI3GUB Two reasons:
1. Generic title
2. To get on your tits.

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@SNPMichael @BuggerLePanda @scottishlabour People of Aberdeen get the representation they deserve.

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@NicolaSturgeon Just make sure it isn't straight gin.

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@STVNews @KiltKuisine many congratulations. Slainthe.

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@STVNews Congratulations @kiltedkuisine.

[Aleix Sarri i Camargo @aleixsarri]

Without a deal on Catalan independence, Spain faces bankruptcy:

.@FT: "Spanish stocks and bonds under pressure". https://t.co/YQOMiaRDIr

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@bobsa31 @ScotNational Eh? Really?

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

FC Barcelona joins the country wide strike called for by Table for Democracy and therefore the Club will be closed tomorrow.

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Wow. https://t.co/Cp63dDFGZV

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

Number of Americans killed on battlefields in all wars in history:

1,396,733

Killed by firearms in the US since 1968:

1,516,863

(NYT)

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@Rachael_Swindon Lady Tena apparently. Tax free.

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@MrJohnNicolson @Tighnacoille @theSNP Only in the real world John. Not in Ruthieworld.

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@PaulJSweeney @ScotFinlayson @declanmclean Paul - Labour needs more like you. Just get it over and done with. No pretence any more.

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@jeremycorbyn @EtonOldBoys @theresa_may One day we will look back at how the Labour Party died in the UK. Here. Right here.

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@frank_hodgkins @Messcotti @lizcastro I'll keep looking, haven't seen any so far.

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@MichaelLCrick @_WeAreScotland_ Lack of self awareness?

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@ashleystorrie @JaneyGodley I cleaned the bog.

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@ashleystorrie @JaneyGodley I bought a bottle of bleach from the soft drinks aisle. What happened next will shock you....

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@NeilMackay Neil - have you seen any evidence of people attacking (Sorry, robustly rebuking) the Guarda?

[CataloniaDirect @cataloniadirect]

Hotels in Calella kick out 500 spanish police officers they were hosting after injuring 14 peoole yesterday night #CatalanReferendum https://t.co/4FrnxRnLes

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@valmcdermid As unlikely as it seems, I may just have to watch. What have I become?