This was possibly the weirdest theatre experience I've ever had.
It was a good 90% capacity, and was dead silent for most of the runtime. Not in the general theater etiquette way, in the way that it legit felt like the GoT finale table read.
"If you guys buy this lazy, safe remake and help us reach unreasonably high profit figures, then maybe we'll give you the thing you really want" is a mentality that should die, actually.