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a parcel a day keeps the sadness away

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@noelfielding11 love your mind bending shirt on bake off tonight, care to share the designer ; )

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i'm dyslexic but i can still spell
yuck fou

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Not a single person asked me how fast I could run in my new shoes today, being an adult is shit.

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My English teacher said, ''Your
grammar is shit.''

I replied, ''Your Grandad is a cunt!"

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I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one.

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This lass agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet.

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@GooneretteXhaka @CaughtCctv @DavidAFC68 since since

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The more I deal with people the more
I understand why Noah only let animals on the ark.

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I seem to have aquired an unhealthy obsession with Pyrex.

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If you see me talking to myself. I'm
having a staff meeting.

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Come on, lets go home and try and have a shag. See if i can stay awake while you take off your make-up and have a resolve.

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I had a dream that I was flirting with
Leonardo Dicaprio and I asked "what is
your sign?" and he said
"Dicapricorn" and I laughed so hard
I woke up.

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wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I'm a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honest answers:

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“Been up to much?”
“I wake up, things go badly and then I lie down again”

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“Did you have fun?”
“I tried”

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“How have you been?”
“Mostly bored and tired”

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“Work going okay?”
“No idea”

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“Are you sure?”
“Never”

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“Did you get my text?”
“Sure did”

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@wehappyfewgame playing on xbox. Mission Ex Cathedra and key to exit the station isn't on the dead policeman, if I pick him up then drop him the quest marker moves to a location that cannot be reached as i'm stuck in the station. Is this a known bug? I cannot progress.

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Wooh black betty, ambulamb.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

WHERE THE AMBULAMB https://t.co/aC9xfjqfpT

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Anyone else pack
underwear like they're going to
shit themselves every single
day of a trip?

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@oizo3000

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND UNMUTE THIS https://t.co/wyuclKVcqO