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[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

There's a Nolan movie with this guy who's whole deal is jokes

[joni 𓆩♡𓆪 @sosxctrl]

imagine getting dumped

[Matu 🇪🇺 @mat1_u]

Reminder that walmart failed in Germany because they didn’t give a fuck about labour laws and customers and employees hated the American fake friendliness

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

all due respect but does she think she wrote the odyssey because she translated it lol

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i do not have anything against ella langley but i think categorically if a song is not being played in a single gay club anywhere, it is not the song of the summer

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

i'm reading the whole review now and i'm so sorry - her pointing out the trojan horse didn't have wheels is VERY funny

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

camera

[HellCatMaddy @Madmaddingcrowd]

“No sex scenes and the food looks horrible.”

Sounds like dinner with my wife!

[tay 🖤⁷ @tayylorrmaee]

AI gave him Jared Leto instead of jesus, i'm fucking cackling 😭😭

[Christine 🏳️‍⚧️♻️ comms open @wishmemellon]

I don’t necessarily agree with all of Wilson’s review, but I do think she’s hilarious and I want her letter box right now.

[mktoon @mktoon]

IT’S! A! MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHHHH!

[Dua @Duakz5q]

THE AMOUNT OF MEN ASKING ❝WHAT IF SHE GETS HER PERIOD AND STARTS A WAR❞ ABOUT A 60 YEAR OLD WOMAN IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHY MEN NEED TO STAY OUT OF OUR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Odysseus every 20 minutes:

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Boomers selling their house for $2 million after buying it in 1965 for 11 raspberries

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

Tom Holland can even do this 😭

[MJ🌪️ @Mike011z]

"do you mind if we cancel?"

INTROVERTS:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

telling your parent that a video is Al feels like telling a child santa doesn't exist

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

no better representation of 2016 vs. 2026