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[B.Fisayo @Omo_wunnmii]

I know someone that whenever she gets pissed at work, she says “toor, I will soon go home and play with my husband”

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Mosquitoes seeing you sleep naked under a mosquito net :

[yvon❄️ @yvonisdark]

and as for being looked down it’s not even a new thing lmao because genuinely what do i have or where have i been and even who do i know?? chale who knows me? herh awurade kasa

[oseiGyasi @manefixx]

GHS 140 — minox (x2) 🇬🇭

[trollopszn @solracnkoff]

14 seconds into the game and look at the foolishness he’s on😭

[Nana B. @koboateng]

Every time I hear the Education Minister speak, I wonder if he knows there are bigger problems to solve.

If he’s looking for ideas that would have a far bigger impact than bringing back corporal punishment, here are 3:

1. Make sure every child can read, write and do basic maths by Primary 3. If a child gets these right early, every other subject becomes easier.

2. Make technical and vocational schools a first choice, not a last option. We needs skilled electricians, welders, mechanics, plumbers and technicians just as much as lawyers and doctors.

3. Invest more in teachers than buildings. Better training, support and pay for teachers is one of the best investments any country can make.

Just these 3 things.

[Emmanuel Samani @_iamsamani]

Mokasa oo. How many stool RE’s have you personally done in Ghana?

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

My wife and I have made a list of five people we can sleep with if we ever get the chance.

She picked Brad Pitt, Sam Elliott, Tom Hardy, Kevin Costner, and Jon Hamm.

I’ve gone for her sister, her cousin, her best friend, the blonde UPS driver and the girl with big boobs at Dunkin’. Now I’m sleeping on the sofa because apparently she is not happy with my choices.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

My intentions for you are pure but i still want to see you naked.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

You will be saving my mom just by reposting 🤲🏻

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

pls share widely

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

“That Tyla show will NOT happen. To the organizers; if you try us, we will come there, disrupt it and face whatever consequences. Ratels have the numbers. If Nigerians want to see an entertainer in short skirts, we already have Ayra Starr.”

— VeryDarkMan warns.

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 '𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴'. 𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵.”

— 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘛𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪

[Mncedisi @mncedisi_mengu]

The community note is back . They had it removed but Nigerians and Ghanaians are working harder 😂😂

[That Fela Fella @CaponeDiAso]

The community notes are back! They tried but we worked harder.

[Nocarcontext @nocarcontext]

TOYOTA CROWN SPORT RS ❤️❤️

[Quarshie Justice 🇬🇭 @QuarshieJustic6]

Happy birthday 🎂🎁🎉 to me. Another year older, another year peaceful. Less noise, more life.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

It is morning. Go loot a shop.

[elikem @_doe_____]

ECG God will judge you