Ya Boi Myrtle

I’m Myrtle! Don’t act like you don’t know who I am! #FannamMenses

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

Go get the 👍🏿likes👍🏿 up on this piece of shit!!
I spent like Fiddy bucks on this merch, and 10 minutes making this vidya!

https://t.co/w9MB7xYKWN

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

@thevaultcomics But when are issues 4 & 5 coming out?

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

@thevaultcomics could you please check your inbox on your Kickstarter? I still haven’t received my books, and you’re not answering messages.

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

@thevaultcomics is there any chance that you could stop ignoring your messages on Kickstarter?
I still haven’t received my books.

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

Fat, out of shape men, who are part-time fathers, “raising” children in a broken home have no business telling anyone what’s alpha, or beta.
It’s obvious that you’re inferior, insecure, and trying to make up for it.

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

Ha! No major endorsements my ass!
Every time Trendy gets one of these books in the mail Ya Boi Myrtle makes vidyas about it!
I’m the biggest fucking youtuber on the planet! Ya don’t need a bigger endorsement than mine!

[Kamen America (仮面アメリカ) @kamenamerica]

We are grateful for the recent kind comments about KAMEN AMERICA. We have no major endorsements from YouTubers or other personalities, so we rely solely on grassroots support.

By keeping our promises & delivering on time, we hope to demonstrate our respect for you.

Thank you!🇺🇸

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

@MethGator23 Plot twist: They’re both trans, and the scruffy one will be giving birth.

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

Craig is REALLY upset that I posted a comment on Kickstarter, so he’s trying to get me blocked.
It’s not tweeter of Facebook, you pantywaist.

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

Which Aunt May would you rather BANG?
#PeterTingle #SpiderMan #AuntMay

It’s a tossup between Sally Field and Rosemary Harris for me.

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

@LordVeedo @EmperorBigD Game on, you sonovabitch!

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

@2ndStreetMarvel WHAT THE FUCK!!!
TRENDY, YOU SONOVABITCH!

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

Hey y’all, go subscribe to @FernieButJust
He’s going to touch some grass so you can some some!
Go thank him for his service by subscribing!

[Fernie @FernieButJust]

Leaving Twitter for a bit, if you have my number you can text me or hit me up on discord. If you just wanna see my face subscribe to my YouTube

Discord: Just Fernie #0017

YouTube: Just Fernie

https://t.co/edrhlqxmQe

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

#WakandaForever means more to white people than POC

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

Checkout @moviepalettes at https://t.co/SN32bflnhD and use my special code: STREET15 for 15% off your order, man. 🤘🏿YEAH!🤘🏿

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

If tweeter collapses, how is Joe Glass gonna pay his rent next month?

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

What do we call female incels?
There’s plenty of them, I know.
I’m sure it’s because most of them have “standards”, right?
RIIIIIIGHT!

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

@2ndStreetMarvel You don’t have a merch store, you dumb sonovabitch!

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

@blakesbuzz What’s with the Coke? Night out with the ladies?

[Ya Boi Myrtle @YaBoiMyrtle]

Hey y’all, I had a great fucking time hanging out with you sonsuhbitches last night.
Here’s the replay in case you missed it.

https://t.co/oypcRqKmxF