Alesandra Portland

...the agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long, and final scream of despair. -- Poe

[Selena Gomez @selenagomez]

Single Soon is out everywhere! 💖

https://t.co/wal44m2ISS

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"Happy" Father's Day

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

[The B-52s @TheB52s]

Dear fellow citizens,

We, The B-52’s, are deeply concerned about the numerous new bills that promote transphobia and discrimination against transgender individuals and drag artists, which have been introduced in the United States. We strongly denounce these bills and stand in

[. @MarisaKabas]

yesterday i went to pick up a prescription at walgreens and they said it’d be $130 *with* insurance, so i pulled up a coupon from GoodRx and paid…$6.50.

why is that extra step necessary? if i’m insured, why do you i need a random-ass website to get involved? wtf is this system

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Hey, Portland, shop smart!

[Bugs (like the bunny) 💗🖤💗 @bugsmaytrix]

this is such a wild decision by Netflix lmao like, they're aware of long distance relationships, kids in college, and poor people right?

[Alesandra Portland @YaPortland]

@jiggyjayy2 I have 1 kid - a daughter. She’s the best thing ever. If someone gonna try to hurt her, they’ll have to go through me first!

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

🖤💗

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

flatly insane that your doctor can say “you need an mri” and then a little while later your insurance company can be like “lol no you didn’t”

[mav @sgthunters]

the lightsaber drop move?????

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why I’ll be disappointing people in 2023 and you should too:

[Pet Shop Boys @petshopboys]

R.I.P. Pele. It was an honour to meet him in São Paulo, Brasil, in 2010.

#PetText

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

For anyone else who knows this pain

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

cheating = end of relationship, no debate