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[YahNeh @YahNeh8]

Life must be lived intentionally.

Once you see the light, the dark forces will work to keep you distracted.

CHOOSE DIFFERENT.
Choose faith instead of fear
Choose resolution over regret
Choose choose action over mindfucks

CHOICE! That's all we have, that's all we need. #Ruto

['tis-samthuku @ibranmathew]

only 24 hrs, to make or break yourself https://t.co/qo2n3RmlBd

[Eric @amerix]

5 lessons we can learn from Kenyan Comedian "Crazy Kennar"

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[` @chixxsays]

This edit deserves an Oscar 🥹❤️ https://t.co/90cCld0BJz

[Jentezen Franklin @Jentezen]

You might face a trial, but you don’t have to face it in fear. Faith still makes room for God to move.

[YahNeh @YahNeh8]

Imagine this,
All the businesses/ventures that capture your attention run the same model.
The loss making model. They do not make money from what you think they do.
For instance, football, trading, music/art, politics (running for an office), the list goes on.
even marriage

[YahNeh @YahNeh8]

Forgot I was going to post tweeks everyday. A sort of voicing my thoughts. Anyway, I tweet again

[Fortune MMXM @FortuneMMXM]

I cried for a whole day, the first time I watched this

[YahNeh @YahNeh8]

... the now.
Now you can be aware and change today
Today you can do things that make the 'nows' bearable.

Think about it, today

[YahNeh @YahNeh8]

Now is very transient!
Today is eternal. Today is always here.
Think of a year, month, day.
You lived a "today," its all you ever do.

Like, I change the course of my life today.
Now presents pressure, that's why you always escape it by scrolling down for something else to fill

[Tom Okila Bruce @tobrok2]

Someone find her and protect her. She has spoken for 60Million Kenyans

[Donpir @don_pet]

This is how @Arsenal fans sleep

[YahNeh @YahNeh8]

"My story will be one for the papers. For the tongues to wag on. "

This attitude will help you to stop exposing your issues. Wear your strong side on.

Communicate through actions, iterations (habits), and outcomes.

Less talking, more doing, creating, developing, deploying

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

I went to visit my uncle this afternoon.

But he has really bashed me.

That my clock is ticking, yet I do not own a ranch.

He wondered where I take my money, and yet I do not drink.

I kept quiet the whole time.
Then he finally dropped the line I had been waiting for.

- Jitetee sasa. What is your excuse?

I immediately pulled out my phone. Opened my investment app. And handed it to him.
Then told him:

- Uncle, what you are looking at is my portfolio of shares in great companies. Nataka ifike mita siku moja.

He listened very keenly. I thought I was finally about to receive the legendary: Congratulations my son.

Instead, he leaned back. Looked at me. Then asked.

- That's OK. But what are stocks and shares in Kikuyu?

I had never thought about it. I froze.

He told me to take my time.

Eventually, I gave up. And told him to answer his own question.

He smiled. Then said.

- Stocks and shares do not have a name in Kikuyu or any African languages.
- The colonizers invented these fancy slogans to make brokies think they are becoming wealthy by accumulating papers and numbers on screens.
- Meanwhile, they themselves are accumulating the real assets.

I asked him: What are real assets?

He replied:
- Land.
- Animals.
- Plants and foods.
- Water bodies et al

Things you can actually touch. These are the things that create wealth.

Then he concluded with a sentence that has refused to leave my head.

• Every African man must own real assets.

Is the old man right or wrong?

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

I love how the Mafia and Japanese Yakuza have always respected crime by dressing in nice suits and ties like it's any other corporate job

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

still got some juice left in him

[YahNeh @YahNeh8]

Any person that excels in any field, falls in love with the process
They appreciate the beauty behind what seems like mundane or madness to the spectator

The same is true for trading. Simulate, backrest, paper trade, live trade.

You are like a F1 driver. Takeoff

[YahNeh @YahNeh8]

Think of the elite in any sports

You look at baseball and notice there is a technique to holding and swinging the bat
You look at golf a way to position the body and cub, a technique to shifting your feet, waist, and arms
Look at football, a way to receive a pass

[Mr White @DrWhiteW]

Man to men:

Bro, the goal is to be liquid. What do I mean? Create, polish skills, add more education ( if necessary) and — increase streams of income. Also, what I mean is; today you’re in the village, tomorrow in Durban, a week later in Diane — completely mobile and connected.

Work on your street skills and connectedness. You should be able to land in Nairobi and you know the perfect place to hold meetings with foreigners or a perfect place regroup, relax and make plans or a place to eat clean nyama choma or someone who can ship you any consignment you don’t want get your hands dirty touching.

And in all these things remember to be cautious and avoid prison and the death of a fool.

[YahNeh @YahNeh8]

The greatest conspiracy theory was getting humans all across the world so focused on external happenings more than their immediate circumstance.