now for plan a

born to depreciate

[now for plan a @Yammy129]

@JohnCleese I found my copy for free on the side of the road

[The Forest of Symbols Podcast @AldousAsterion]

This is why Cormac had to leave the South and become a Western writer. The comma dawdles and delays. It’s fit for a former aristocracy decaying in humdity. Nomadic desert war machine speeding thru desert needs no comma.

[kaeri @kaerisake]

my sweet gyoza, you’re always there for me

[Julio @JulioHashem]

have you ever lost a knockout game at the men's world cup

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

When Tiger Woods had his first major car accident he was transferred to Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre in Los Angeles. I sent him my joke book. It was later returned to me unopened. I was disappointed but also impressed that they bothered to send it back to me. I still have it.

[Mariam @Gaismair]

They made pensioners in Warhammer

[Con @_ConnorWard]

Me getting to the pub for 6 for a 9pm kick off just for it to be 0-0

[David Hines @hradzka]

too bad we’ve lost the only guy who could have done all three

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

A Catholic leading the UK

[21st Century Spielberg @Spielberg2K]

Happy Father’s Day

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

bret hart

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

Toy Story 5 wasn’t made for kids man what is this

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It’s true. And so tender the meat falls right off the bone

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[dannica @dannarebb]

david byrne tits enjoyer

[ryan 🛸 @OTCellyy]

Inject it directly in my veins

[fish 🇨🇦 @fishninetyseven]

IM LAUGHINGGGGGGGG

[Chantel ~𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵~ @SensFanNL]

AHAHAHAHA