Robert Cousins MPH, NRP

Dartmouth graduate, paramedic, and pun aficionado who loves Jesus, my wife, and all things Northeast. Views are my own.

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

Another year of Internet chess! https://t.co/A6GzZDodeX

[Chuck Yeager @GenChuckYeager]

Dec 17, 1903. It's been 114 years since Wright Brothers 1st powered flight. I met Orville - he was impressed we broke the sound barrier just 44 yrs later.

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

@CatherineCounts @realscientists 1) Backboards
2) Aversion to tourniquets
3) Empiric crystalloids in trauma
4) Routine use of lights and sirens
5) MONA (just the O2 part)

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

Baking can be a lucrative activity. You make a lot of dough.

[International Chess Federation @FIDE_chess]

Did you know that the 2nd book in history printed in English was about #chess?

The first English publisher William Caxton's translation of "The Game and Playe of the Chesse" was published in 1476. "The Recuyell of the Historyes of Troye" came out of his press a year earlier.

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

While writing a recommendation for a friend and former co-worker, Autocorrect changed "Fellow paramedic" to "felon paramedic." Hope that's not a bad sign
#EMS

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

Fall is a lucrative time of year for lawn-care companies. They're really ... raking it in.

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

Happy #NationalChessDay! Gotta start 'em young @USChess

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

"At 5'9", he'll be the youngest starter in @Yankees postseason history."
Gotta love sportscasters.

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

Autocorrect asked me if I meant to type "elephant breath." I did not. Although it would give new meaning to "heavy breathing ..."

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

Thinking about donating our extra recliner. It would be a ... chair-itable contribution.

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

If wizards hire people overseas to cast their spells for them, is that ... out-sorcery?

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

"The Jaguars have been so inept in so many ways for so long that if they set out to purposely lose games they would probably finish the season 13-3."
Savage sports reporting from @nytimes

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

If you do an EKG on a healthy pig, you might see ... normal swine-us rhythm

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

"A well-spent day brings happy sleep."
-- Leonardo da Vinci
Honorable mention goes to Versed and propofol

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

I propose a new event in the #EMS Olympics where competitors see who's fastest at removing IVs and Foleys. I call it the de-cath-alon.

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

I'm not saying I gave myself a second-degree burn while microwaving food ... but I'm definitely not saying I didn't.

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

First Opening Day in the books! Go @Yankees !

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

Did a Google search for childcare in the area. The tenth hit was for dog boarding ....

[Robert Cousins MPH, NRP @YankeeVox]

@lj_lawless I'm sorry no one told you this sooner! It's a game-changer