C. E. Simon

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

@MondoVulgare @ManMadeMoon Filth.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

@marcy_silveira @ReniatDK @pattonoswalt I’m not talking about erasing; I’m talking about adding to. What if they add a plaque explaining both the old namesake and new? Then no history is lost.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

I’m such an introvert I’ll pretend to not get texts during quarantine.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

I had jury duty today.... I weep for this country.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

I’m going to sleep like a baby tonight. And by that, I mean I’m going to wake up at 3am screaming.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

Everyone keeps saying, set your clocks back. I haven’t set a clock in 10 years.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

@RealRonHoward

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Goddamn @pattonoswalt . Thank you. #annihilation

[ΛDRIΛN @AdrianXpression]

A white person shared this true tea on Facebook. So I'm sharing it here.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

Overheard: It's been proven by YouTubers...

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If the dishwasher doesn't clean something, I'll just send it through again... and again. Like I'm gonna wash it by hand?? #meinanutshell

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

Seems like a trap...

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

I quit smoking, but other than that I'm screwed.

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Brilliant.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

I have so little food in my house I'm actually looking at mustard wondering if that would fill me up.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

Soulmate? I'd like to meet them, but I'm guessing I wouldn't be able to.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

@MichaelPHuber @KyleBosman @GameTrailers on using Moonlight Sonata; 2001 used classical music as its score. I'd call that movie music.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

Going to the movies for the first time in about six years.

[C. E. Simon @Yanni_Penguin]

Happy Easter. Whenever the hell that is.