Ryan

Protector of the Realm | Pharaoh of Phrase

[Myles @MylesRinSF]

Dude if any of us punch a coworker in the face we’re getting fired and going to jail lmao wtf is he talking about

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[katie ✰ @katieem_21]

i wholeheartedly believe that the betts trade gave boston a new curse

[Savage @Savageboston]

It’s crazy how the Red Sox had the best team in franchise history in 2018 with a ton of talent and youth, and they basically burned the organization to the ground into this pile of ash.

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

In the dead of night the Scots arrived at the Airbnb across the street. Decked out and playing the pipes at 6:30 am. So it begins…

[Mike Mutnansky @MikeMutnansky]

History!

2026 Red Sox become the first team since 1901 to have the first three hitters in their order all strike out in their first three at bats of a game.

125 years!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Episode 1 of ‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 3 will be 72 minutes long.

Featuring the Battle of the Gullet — one of the bloodiest naval battles in Westeros’ history.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Brendan Sorsby admitted to wagering at least $90,000 across more than 9,000 bets during his college career, including bets involving Indiana football while he was a member of the Hoosiers in 2022.

For the current outlook to be that he'll play in 2026 after serving just a two-game suspension is stunning.

[Arbitrage Andy @ArbitrageAndy1]

26 year olds today: "my anxiety is high, I am overwhelmed by my email job"

26 year olds in 1944:

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

CEOs walking into work after realizing that the AI tokens are going to cost more than the employees they fired

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[Mr Wiac @MrWiac4476]

30 minutes left, Victory formation

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

"I know this ain't heaven, but it's close to it."

A.J. Brown on being a New England Patriot.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

ESPN sources: The Eagles are trading Pro-Bowl WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick that is the better of New England’s two fifths. The deal that has been speculated on for weeks now finally is happening. Brown and Patriots HC Mike Vrabel are reuniting.

[Boston Sports Throwback @BOSthrowback]

I heard it’s still in the atmosphere somewhere

[Trevor 🇺🇸 🇵🇹 🇨🇻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @trevy_mcq]

A classic Boston Dad text

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

Bezos did a Roman’s Rocket Launch from Succession IRL lol

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Joke.