Patrick Rush

always on top, except for when it counts

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

Tweet and retweet were in a boat. Tweet fell out. Who was left?

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

God made me gay, but Dido made me solo poly

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@lonely_brando Haha I definitely drink coffee :) Yes, let’s!

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@DojaCat is the glitter shortage

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@zoecello @Amtrak I have traveled on Amtrak with my cello once, went in circles figuring out if I could store in an overhead, and nobody seemed to know. In the end I was able to. The overhead compartments (on that train at least) were big enough for a standard flight case.

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@local_fruit Dido

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

Ready for these meteors to Boötes the house down

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@local_fruit Careful what you wish for. You could end up using Teams instead 🤢

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

Do you ever steam an old album and realize whatever mf burned a copy of it for you back in the day just… didn’t put all the songs on the copy they gave you?

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@local_fruit NO

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

Fuck, I think I have kink eye 🥺

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@Andrew_T_Huang Corduroy, but a nibblet of a wee crisp, and off to see a dear old friend!

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

omg if you roll down your window at chic fil a playing call me by your name they give u a free sandwich and a lemonade

[fig @local_fruit]

ikea monkey butter sculpture
𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓪 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮𝔂 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓹𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
𝒾𝓀𝑒𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓎 𝒷𝓊𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝒸𝓊𝓁𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒
𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕪 𝕓𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕡𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

News for you: Piece of white bread toast wins Sandwich of the Year at the 46th annual Sammy Awards

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@joecastlebaker @hopiecan We love a queeramid scheme 💁🏻‍♀️

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

Why the FUCK does o’possum only have one P? It should be TWO Ps!

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@local_fruit Thank you it’s true

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

@RoryTyer See also: Barffle

[Patrick Rush @YarnDominance]

Vomelette