Young Hashem

mr. zawk

[Harry @lexaprotools]

I was able to track down the anonymous nba team insider who told @BobbyMarks42 that his models had Jaylen Brown as the 7th best player on their team! He had some crazy stuff to say!

[Harry @lexaprotools]

One must imagine sisyphus passive aggressively demanding a trade

[Harry @lexaprotools]

data center? i'm 5'8...i need to date a point guard! 😂

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Instead of end of season awards, here’s a tranche of charts I made that tell the story of the 2025-2026 nba season

[Young Hashem @Yatertots]

@lexaprotools Chills

[Sundance Film Festival @sundancefest]

Hanging by a Wire
Dir. Mohammed Ali Naqvi
WORLD CINEMA DOCUMENTARY COMPETITION
#SundanceFilmFestival

[Young Hashem @Yatertots]

@lexaprotools Spot the lie?

[Harry @lexaprotools]

nothing but respect is now a @DefectorMedia podcast. I couldn't be more excited 🫡🏀

[Harry @lexaprotools]

🚨new nbr out now 🚨 me and @redford talked to the kings of slop @TrillBroDude and @NBABabySecret about free agency, millennial hopecore, payton pritchard, the Golden Zirp Warriors, Kangs as americas team, and much more. Its a really fun ep

[cory @coolmathgame_]

yoda: another miller light, i’ll have

bartender: alright you’re cut off

me: yo he’s chill he just talks like that

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[question (c)haver @jschwalbie]

I couldn't help but wonder...why was this night different from all other nights?

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Children of divorce telling you about their dad’s house

[Young Hashem @Yatertots]

@lexaprotools 727 on the hot seat

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Dave is your new coworker, how are you opening? 😈

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Re big cat

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i dont see how george costanza was a loser. he was, for the most part, unemployed. yet, he lived in NYC, dressed stylishly, and dated beautiful women. he had a close circle of confidants, even in his 30s. he was not a loser. to the contrary, he lived life like an aristocrat.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

thinking about them 🎈

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

I bet the first time Charles Schulz drew Snoopy he was like oh shit hell yeah