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Tweeting as a private citizen. BA from U of MT, MPA from U of UT, and my ASS from G. O. D.

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How it How it
started 1997: ended 2013:

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How does @AMCTheatres validate $20 on every order from their store online?

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Received this response and yet nothing actually has happened

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Hey @Uber why did you promise me a refund and then ghost me again? I have been chatting with your help bots for 5 days and finally after saying you’d make it right nothing has changed in my uber wallet.

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@Uber_Support

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@Uber_Support

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Fun Fact @Uber will promise a discount and when it doesn’t apply and you reach out to support…they’ll promise a response in 6-12 hours and then ghost you for 3 days.

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@WICKED_Musical @WickedUK @ApolloVictoria

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Just saw Wicked for the 28th time on my third continent and my first ever #westend show. The Glinda here had the best comedic timing and the Elphaba made me cry during “Wizard and I”. It was brilliant innit?

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I like watching basketball on the tv show Running Point because I get the perfect amount of messy drama and sports and Brenda Song in her fucking element.

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@patchyboy Cause you never came over. Didn’t even know where I lived.

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@patchyboy I literally made one every 7/24 I lived in UT

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@patchyboy Yes

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If you have 30 minutes and $5 million dollars to spare let me show you a 42 slide deck on how we can make a jukebox musical of Celine Dion’s discography to the story of Joan of Arc.

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@patchyboy Two musicals can exist at once

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If you’re a millennial with back pain™️, here’s a fun tip: use uncrustables as ice packs. You dull the pain and then have a snack.

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Hey @Delta do all your gate agents at SLC stop you for having a traditionally female presenting name or just me?

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I just turned a 15 minute walk in MSP to a 9 minute sprint. Also when a fat man is runnning, GET OUT MY WAY. Standing in the middle of the airport walkway when someone is running towards you…super instinct.

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Please tell me why every flight to Montana leaves from Gate Z69???

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Great GWP here @liquidiv love tiny bits of plastic in my water

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Hey @liquidiv maybe don’t pack tumblers without a box in a plastic bag mailer.