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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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I'm 70% banana

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I just learned how to sign “I wish a mf would”. I think I’m ready to handle any conversation in ASL I would ever possibly have.

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Ayo where the hell did this urge to dye my hair green come from? Hello?

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This cup of coffee got me feeling like I got my shit together.

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Bruh my insurance just sent an email saying “prepare for your birthday with life insurance coverage” do they know something I don’t? I’m not that old…yet 🙃

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I’m never wearing boots through an airport again.

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Why does this bathroom smell like somebody was pissing cologne

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Sometimes when I'm at work and its 10:34 AM on a Tuesday I think to myself "If only I could be eating chips and queso, throwing back a double shot margarita while I watch dolphins do flips and shit out in the horizon right now".

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@potatocattt Dude she pronounced it wholio 😭

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Bruh this chick deadass called me Julio…

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@notsamuelperez What a fine establishment we ended up in.

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I wanna make tie dye shirts and shit with someone

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I tripped over myself 12 times today; coffee is a hell of a drug.

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Homie still there

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This bird has been outside my window on the 9th floor mean mugging me for the passed 20 mins

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Damn people really out here planning to live long enough to need a 401k, that’s wild.

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Today I had the thought of getting a mullet and on god I have never questioned my sanity so fast, ever.

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Aww shit I fucked up the tweet. Alright it’s over I can see it now.

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This is the month will be either my best month or the beginning of the rest of hell. Wish me luck lol.

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@Dan_from_San I mean it’s not like I wanted to lol

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I have officially broken every single pair of glasses I own