Samuel Perez

Fuckin’ around ever since 1996

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

Deleting twitter on my phone again to force me to study while I’m at work. See everyone in June hopefully.

[Babs @babs69420]

The situation is under control

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

The 52 card deck is a top 10 invention of all time

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

I love being annoying and sending my friends 30+ tweets an hour 😎

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

@mooglewiitch LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO YOU BEEN BUMPIN

[Claire S Keni @ClaireKeni]

Worlds shit

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

@IlyaYenotka Dibz on da butt

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

@1_800_fat_tits This is why I always put triple of what I put on the pass on the box cars hardways. Even when I lose I win

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

@IlyaYenotka Radio Garden

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@GothFieri_ HES FUCKIN DONE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[Claire S Keni @ClaireKeni]

His job is cook

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

@mooglewiitch One of my favorite images

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

@Yaya_Miah Me and you in here wearing tie dye shirts

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

Honestly, the feeling of knowing you don’t need to work the next day far passes the feeling of having the day off

[Dragon Shield @DragonShield_]

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[Sanguisugabogg @sanguisugabogg]

Bodies

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

@doncheadleagony You could always take a lower portion of pre-workout if it’s effecting you too much.

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

Why is it every time I’ve played uno that shit is always in a 450 card deck. It’s like 16 different uno packs collected over probably 3 generations.

There’s no way Uno has sold that much, I refuse to believe that shit isn’t growing and duplicating itself like a mold.

[Samuel Perez @notsamuelperez]

@thewordofbrown Get into collecting rare “Little Trees” car air fresheners