Yazmine Morgan

[Yazmine Morgan @Yazminee_Morgan]

no more tummy time for her

[alton🍉(comms open) @euclicide]

Genuinely how do you stop doing this

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Living with a man is just doing this several times a day 😂😂😂😂

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

my mom would have gotten creative with the ass whooping

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Me coming up with fake scenarios in my head so I can fall asleep >>

[Ms. Ahumuza ✨ @PeshAhumuza]

“You disappeared without a word.”

God forbid a girl follows her father’s footsteps.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[House of the Dragon News @HOTDNewsHBO]

So let me tell you…

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I wouldn’t have went through half of the stuff I went through if I just said no and had boundaries

[westerosies @westerosies]

You had to be there

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Public schools are not your church.

If you want your kid to learn the Bible, then take them to Sunday school.

End of story.

[em @DI0RSBABY]

free money

[rach @hargitayworld]

"the show almost got canceled because of a lack of chemistry"

*starts to aggressively make out*