Willy

Stand Up Comedian, Ad Executive… Don’t get me fired.

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

Book me for your show or event I tell jokes in real life

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

@jolie_diable I got you

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The way I spend money when I’m sad needs to be psychoanalyzed

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

@QueenofSass44 Can I use this?

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I feel like such a dickhead waking up before 6 on a Saturday

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

God bless the spots in the city that still do the to-go drinks

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

This country: “have kids so you can send them to our schools to die”

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

They don’t look the same to y’all?

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

I thought this was Cedric the Entertainer

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@Tinytoraa Bronx gotta step it up smh

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

I wish Target sold wine

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

@imkiwigetmelit Please let me know 😭

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

What magic Target is this?

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@WINTERFELLA_ Nope the Bronx

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@mayatp_ Not at my target 😭

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@QUANNAMC 😭😭😭

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@shaibuttaa Racism!

[your favorite dad @malcolmpyeung]

You want us standing out in front of them buildings like it’s a liquor store

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

@jawmss Not the one by my crib smh

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

@pear_snickety Mission accomplished

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

I’d relocate for like to be honest

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

Would y’all relocate for love? Or y’all would want them to come to you? to me it depends on where they stay lol

[GRAND REGENT BOBBY @JBOBBYX13]

When today was your first day at grub hub