Harold 9000

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. –Richard Feynman

[Harold 9000 @YeahYeahWaitWut]

There’s two kinds of people in the world: those that create false dichotomies and those that don’t.

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@pickover E: it’s just out of frame, already full

[Chasing Ennui @rwlesq]

Katie Miller has a master's degree and a career. It appears that she has consistently worked since she was 20. She can open a bank account, own property, and have a credit card in her name. She has access to no-fault divorce and would be entitled to child support for her baby if she and Stephen Miller divorce. She has laws protecting her against physical abuse and rape by her spouse. She had access to birth control and abortion, meaning that having a baby was a choice.

She is very much not living the life that the "propaganda. . . convinced" women was oppressive. She is living the life that feminism made possible.

Of course, she knows this. She's just a liar.

[Harold 9000 @YeahYeahWaitWut]

@stoolpresidente 2 gullible takes, everybody knows the rules

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@piperocktheory Kubrick died in ‘99 bro

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@CynicalPublius Wouldn’t be the ole’ USA if not for victimhood Christians 🤡

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[𝙅𖣠𝙉𝒁̴𝙀 @0xJONZE]

Hulu has live sports … except when it’s the #NBAFinals

[Harold 9000 @YeahYeahWaitWut]

#hulu right now

[Bobbie Dooley in for Phil Hendrie @realphilhendrie]

All month, across America

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@HistoryBoomer @CathyYoung63 Agnostic on whether what he did *constituted* a HH salute or that it was clearly a salute but his intention behind it was unclear (genuine vs trolling)?

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@RaminNasibov Twitter

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.

The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.

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@RobertCFP @IngrahamAngle You don’t understand sequential numbers or you don’t understand celebrating when we’re at such a low point with our leadership?

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@JLas43_ Isn’t Messier the better comparison?
Giants won 2 Superbowls *relatively* close to when Eli won.
Rangers & Knicks drought was/is much longer.
Plus they (Mess & Brunson) were brought in, not selected/homegrown like Eli

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@LeePrevost @NickKristof @nytimes Never ask a barber if you need a haircut

[Harold 9000 @YeahYeahWaitWut]

@LeePrevost @goldendayze @NickKristof @nytimes You should.

Trump Dismissal Syndrome is something most MAGA think won’t affect them. Cut to 2 years down the road, your kids won’t speak to you & you have a sense of things being generally worse and you want to blame Joe Biden for some Fox-pipeline reason

Seek help.

[Harold 9000 @YeahYeahWaitWut]

@LeePrevost @NickKristof @nytimes Where are you getting that 70% number from?

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@Rockingham12212 @Madbertie1 @GadSaad @realDonaldTrump @grok Republicans couldn’t put forth a new platform in 2020 because of COVID?!
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Rockingham2, do take the shit out of your ears

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@Madbertie1 @Rockingham12212 @GadSaad @realDonaldTrump No, the *glaring* flaw in this cartoon is that the *actual* 2020 Republican Party platform was … nothing.

At their convention, they literally had NO platform.

First time in modern history a competing party had nothing to present. Go & check.

Nothing.

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@GadSaad @realDonaldTrump Did you notice that the frog didn’t ask *why* the scorpion needed to cross the river?

God, it’s so funny seeing this clown fish for retweets.

Professor Saad, is the circus music played during your class loud or do you keep it at a low hum?