chris morgon

Failed musician, failed architect, half decent plasterer, husband, parent, batman, happy. I don't believe in your god.

[owen @olpafc_]

Wait until this guy sees the Welsh flag

[chris morgon @c_morgon]

Is it Christmas?

[Autumn 🫡🪖🐸💚🤜🏼🤛🏼 @Southern75_29]

Us GenXers 🤣🤣💯🎯

[chris morgon @c_morgon]

@AndrewGold_ok Just listened to your podcast with @RachelSJohnson. Please can you change your final question in future episodes from “who’s a heretic you admire?” to “why are politicians quite weird?” I nearly spat my coffee out! 🤣

[chris morgon @c_morgon]

@DreyfusJames Feet first?

[chris morgon @c_morgon]

@jk_rowling @SamBarber1910 @legaltweetz I always preferred the @JamesMoir10 and @RealBobMortimer version with lyrics like:

“Like a badger with a crew cut throwing snowballs at the Pope…” 🎶

[chris morgon @c_morgon]

@RealDonKeith @Frumentarii_ @TRobinsonNewEra Maybe go to France and buy a dinghy?

[Helen Dale (not on your team, but always fair) @_HelenDale]

If Gordon Brown & Harriet Harperson are the answer, what was the sodding question?

[chris morgon @c_morgon]

Now @reformparty_uk have won so many council seats, when do we get the St George’s flag stickers for our wheelie bins?

[Matthew @Lux1090]

Reading through Reddit threads in which leftists/progressives express their bewilderment/confusion/fury at working class English voters for casting their lot in with Reform, one of the things I'm starting to understand is this:

They simply do not understand how a government could help working-class people in any other way besides giving them benefits, handouts, and other free things.

Their entire mental architecture is premised upon the premises that
1. Working class people are poor
2. The only way for them to not be poor is for the state to give them free stuff
3. So left-wing parties need to promise them lots of free stuff

Then, when these working-class voters instead vote for right-of-centre parties who instead promise an economy in which they can build a career, start their own business, make a financial success of themselves and start a family, they're confused.

Because, again, in their mental architecture, what the working class are *supposed* to want is free benefits from the state.

But what they *actually* want is a fair shake at making their own way in the world, making money, getting on in life.

And the left simply doesn't understand that what these voters want from the state is an economy in which they can actually do this.

[BLAIM GAME @BLAIMGame]

“We asked 48m voters ‘What would make you vote for Labour again’

You said - Gordon Brown

If it’s up there I’ll give you the money myself”

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

People say Starmer’s finished, but they haven’t reckoned with his 🔥 upcoming announcement about increased regulatory alignment with the EU.

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Happy St George's Day!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹

[chris morgon @c_morgon]

@BoozeAndFagz @bindelj “Wankering on about” 🤣🤣 I’m stealing that!

[Nacho 🌻 @Nachoville01]

As a spaniard I would like to deny the allegations that we eat the portuguese on Christmas

[hacky sack @h4ckys4ck]

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

[chris morgon @c_morgon]

@jk_rowling @TerfyMcTerfy

[Bill Moon @BigBillMoon]

MEET THE CAST of the new Saturday Night Live UK!

Here’s all the info on the cast of the first series!

🧵👇