Jonathan Yeakey

Self-published author, occasional stand-up comedian and regular watcher of old movies and tv shows.

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@HawleyMO Would you kindly get your crappy campaign ads off my streaming service?

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@askparamount Why should I? Really, what’s the freaking point?! We’ve been through this before, all you’re going to do is send me a link to https://t.co/GMxBWZHd71 or https://t.co/R8xJZBYGu7 and tell me the problem is on my end, when it’s not! NO OTHER STREAMING SERVICE HAS THIS MANY PROBLEMS!

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@paramountplus I am so freaking tired of the CONSTANT ISSUES with your service! We reach out to you again and again for assistance and all you do is gaslight us and try to tell me that it’s a problem on our side.

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@askparamount You are not sorry! You’re mindless AI and haven’t the capacity of regret or empathy (much like the suits who implemented you to deal with sorry saps like me who are so freaking tired of your big-ridden system).

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@askparamount @oliverbundy @paramountplus Told me the exact same thing and still nothing!

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@askparamount This is absolutely ridiculous! We’re still having the same damn issue with this crummy service and NOTHING has been done to fix it.

If anyone reading this thread is thinking of getting Paramount Plus, do yourself a favor and don’t. 😡

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@paramountplus Can you guys please, Please, PLEASE fix this issue? Your app has frozen on me FIVE times while trying to watch one freaking episode and each time I had to turn off the TV and watch the same ad break over and over only for it to freeze again 😡

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@askparamount @paramountplus The problem still persists and I am not happy.

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

Welp, thanks to @redlettermedia, it’s time for me to waste another 90 minutes of my life watching a dumb trashy movie! #dumpsterdaddy

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

All memes are these days are people posting something on twitter, taking a picture of it and posting it on Instagram 😜

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

It’s time to go to the old Simmons place! #Svengoolie

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

When the judge asks for all the crusts of Luther’s half eaten sandwiches. #svengoolie

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@AnthonyAngelo99 Been in that position many times…. then again, I never tried sleeping in a haunted house so…. 🤷‍♂️

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

“I like you too, Luther…. AS. A. FRIEND.” #Svengoolie

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

Luther giving a speech is exactly like me doing stand up! #Svengoolie

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

The only way a woman like Alma would be interested in a guy like Luther is if he were packin’ #svengoolie

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

I’m quite familiar with the P.O.S. of Rachel #svengoolie

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

The Ghostwriter and Mr. chicken #svengoolie

[Jonathan Yeakey @YeakeyDoodle]

@hcmv007 The Ghostbusters and Mr. Chicken