Kelly ✨

If you’re lost in the woods, burn it down. Never apologize for the fires you light.

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

Happy Halloween! #GoogleDoodle
https://t.co/OejmbLz3nW

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

@Sha_Marie17 🤣

[Lotta @sophrisyne]

oh to be this cat chilling in a flower garden in Florence

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

@Schmoofy @ScottGustin You did not have to attack my dad in such an accurate and brutal manner, sir 😂

[mia🫒 @rasputinboneym]

The two books here

[Kirsty Sedgman @KirstySedgman]

Fun fact from my book #OnBeingUnreasonable for #IWD2023 😃

In the 11th century, a Benedictine monk called Peter Damian sent his fellow clergyman a long list of all the things that he believed women were like. Ladies, tag yourselves!

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

The cocktail hours... the planned childcare - chef's kiss!

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

My mom’s annual “home for the holidays” email to me and my siblings just dropped. An incredibly thorough, detail-rich look ahead at how it’s possible for me to gain 15 lbs in one week.

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

@HereComesTreb1e @CoachBarney Girrrrrl the fact that you even leave the house to do activities and shit with THREE kids amazes me.

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

@Sha_Marie17 Haha it worked! It was an early bath BEFORE dinner so it required some extra cajoling lol.

[Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog]

Some days you just have to scrunch up your face and shout "Sheesh!" If today is one of those days for you, remember to unscrunch after a few minutes – you don't want to get stuck that way.

[Ellie Devine @LastGorgon]

Inside every woman is two wolves. One wolf want long gorgeous mermaid hair. The second wolf wants to just chop it all off. There is also a crow pulling the tails of both wolves saying to get bangs. The crow is the most dangerous.

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

@fantasticmrcody still waiting ☕️ 🎃 😉

[Leonel 〽️endoza @bolita408]

Did your man send you money for your pumpkin spice this morning or do I have to

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

@fantasticmrcody

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Most people don't know that @StephenAtHome was originally cast in the hit @AppleTVPlus show #Severance. Unfortunately, his scenes were all cut. But tonight, The Late Show has finally found the missing footage!

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

Husband just referred to money as "dollar bucks" on a very serious work call across the table from me and I absolutely LOST IT laughing so hard, he had to explain the noise, and the cartoon show Bluey, to his manager. 😂

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

We have two new toilets and I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY!

[Alanis Morissette @Alanis]

and I’m here, to remind you of the grass you left when you went away… 😂

[Kelly ✨ @Year_Of_Kelly]

@Sha_Marie17 Tell him Aunt Kelly says, Come at me bro. 🦕 🦖