Noé

Find some shade and chill out

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

walking into the marines store at the mall and asking if they sell thc gummies

[eveo @eveoart]

Shrimp comic 🍤

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

No babe I love how you already know the bartender here

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

me to whoever had the idea for garden salsa sun chips

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

A cost-of-living analysis comparing housing, education, healthcare, and household expenses suggests a full-time minimum-wage worker in 1971 had a lifestyle affordability similar to someone earning around an estimated six figures today.

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Lebron James once he touches down in Philly

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

this is the official CDC website btw

we're cooked

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

how horny do you have to be to join a run club

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

On Thursday, the U.S. Department of War lowered the total number of American servicemembers officially killed during the Iran War from 18 to 14, removing the four servicemembers killed during the most recent round of hostilities in the Middle East; 1st Lt. Tyler James Feehan, 25, Sgt. Angel S. Rampersad, 28, and Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, 19, who were killed last week by an Iranian ballistic missile attack in Jordan, and Sgt. Michael Emmanuel Swinton, 30, who died as a result of a controlled demolition of an Iranian one-way attack drone in Iraq. Three military officials told The New York Times that one reason behind the change was that their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a ceasefire with Iran in April.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Lu Dort when he has to dive on SGA's ankles next season...

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

white people when they hear "mr brightside" at the function

[Chess.com @chesscom]

BREAKING: Chess player Victor Wembanyama has been named the cover athlete for 2K27 👏

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

This is the AI that will be taking your job

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

We need to put you down dawg