Seb Jones

I'm yellow and I'm bendy, I'm the YellowBendyMan. Also MD at a brewery in my spare time.

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@BBCr4today please please please stop playing football replays at full volume in the morning. It's exciting, I get it, but the volume difference makes my nan shit herself and I'm the 1 that has to clean it up. Thanks

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@bbcf1
The name of this fellow is Palmer,
Who's brain resembles a sultana.
He chased all the girls,
The ones with the curls,
But ended up marrying a llama.

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@bbcf1 There once was a man from hawsham,
It's said his driving is awesome,
His career went awry,
But thats half the story,
He's now on the beeb to talk some.

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@CountDankulaTV It's totally weak. They are trying to say that because of the way the site's terms are defined, by association, you must be doing something illegal. I've not seen the likes of how the media are behaving towards you and sargon. H**k H**k

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@JolyonPalmer @maxchilton ace duo guys! You guys may as well commentate on the rest of the season 😁

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@JolyonPalmer @bbcf1 you should use this red flag as on opportunity to educate listeners about doping in f1 😁 #bbcf1

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@traceyp_03 @bbcf1 @JolyonPalmer Thank you 🙂 whilst I agree that driving whilst high is potentially dangerous, the point of doping is to get marginal gains, so not taking so much you've got 3rd degree gurns on the podium. It would be cool to hear this as a discussion on #bbcf1

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@bbcf1 @JolyonPalmer why are there never any doping tests on f1 drivers? Surely they would just goose up their bottles with Ritalin or some other concentration drug if they know they not be caught? #BBCF1

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@CountDankulaTV @Sargon_ot_Akkad have yous seen this yet?

https://t.co/aBLNfUaBA7

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@CountDankulaTV Lol

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@Mike_P_Williams @CountDankulaTV @Channel4News He made an anti rape statement. Dank was laughing at Carl's use of blue language to the media, which was unexpected. Also, editing anyone to misrepresent their words is bad, mkay

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@BadTasteTee Good girls bend at the knees, bad girls bend at the waist

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@CountDankulaTV I exclusively wear yellow trousers. I've got like 20 pairs. It means I don't have to think about what I wear every day, therefore freeing my mind for more important things like 'Do I have eggs on toast, or eggy bread?'

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

https://t.co/wpjLb4uxAx

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@CountDankulaTV There is no god; grow up #tisk

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

@undeadchronic check this out! She be speaking sense! I would love to hear your take on it https://t.co/pPaQvwqRyc

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

"Disgusted little piggy - 2018" https://t.co/5mTPiyCA80

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

It's always best to start them young! #yellowtrousers #bestuncle #glasses #oakley #startthemyoung #notchildabuse @ Burton, Pembrokeshire https://t.co/xsFF4aEKYg

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All yellow pianos are white underneath, and brown underneath that. We could all learn from yellow pianos #piano #playme https://t.co/t6FGyKrb5a

[Seb Jones @YellowBendyMan]

One consequences of having ice on your taps means that it will have phalluses all over it.. #getyourhandjoboffmyheiney #youknewwhatyouweredoing #desperateadvertising @ Bristol Airport https://t.co/L7XV9XYvfq