LB 🐝

ISTJ • graphic designer • over-analyzer • love #NASCAR and junk food • hate ketchup and politicians • highly impatient and slightly suspicious • 🎹📚

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I’m crying y’all please don’t go home 😭😭

[LB 🐝 @YellowBumbleB]

I did it. This mammoth of a book is behind me. I feel empty inside.

[LB 🐝 @YellowBumbleB]

At the halfway point of a thousand page book

[LB 🐝 @YellowBumbleB]

Am I the first person to DNF at 95%

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

No one is full of more false hope than a parent with a new summer chore chart.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I’m not doing Zoom hangouts this time. I’ll see you in 2 years

[LB 🐝 @YellowBumbleB]

PMSing means the taco bell order is gonna cost twice as much as usual

[LB 🐝 @YellowBumbleB]

me: you know who kim kardashian is?

son: yes...

me: oh gosh

[LB 🐝 @YellowBumbleB]

@nascarcasm Everyone distracted by Ryan's mustache but that adams apple is a weapon

[Matty @bestestname]

Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are

[LB 🐝 @YellowBumbleB]

@benshapiro This is completely backwards. Propaganda is overwhelmingly used in FAVOR of war in order to justify and promote it.

[LB 🐝 @YellowBumbleB]

This is completely backwards. Propaganda is overwhelmingly used in FAVOR of war in order to justify and promote it.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

On the show today:

Are you suffering from loss of sleep, ideological bloat, and brain cramps over the war in Iran? You may have Iran Propaganda Syndrome…

and you may have caught it from your favorite podcaster or Democratic politician. We’ll break it all down.

Watch here: https://t.co/eUNLIr7edX

[Liam McCollum @MLiamMcCollum]

I hate this war because I love my country

[Steve Krakauer @SteveKrak]

Unquestioning support for the Iran War is a luxury belief.

[LB 🐝 @YellowBumbleB]

Mitch McConnell jumped out of that wheelchair mighty fast when the opportunity arose to send more working class Americans to war. What a miraculous recovery.

[B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny]

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my high school yearbook I have some devastating news

[Amy Swearer @AmySwearer]

No. If this turns you off, get wrecked.

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

What parenting books don’t tell you is that your child’s social life depends on how much you can tolerate the other parents