Jambo

35. Dad. Dad jokes. Dad noises. Dad stuff. Fiancé. 🍀

[Paul @Uppo76]

Fuck me dead 😂😂😂😂

[diva @divaagurlxw]

I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.

[Jambo @YerAuldDad]

💀

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

nice tweets bro are you on the spectrum

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

@Artilla_ Team Australia!

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Evil McFly be like:

[Jambo @YerAuldDad]

@Rebel_Bitchx This is exactly the vibes 🤣

[FPL Amy 👧🏼 @FPLAmyy]

Having lived in Newcastle all my life I have never stumbled across graffiti until now that has made me question if someone is actually a Dame or not @charlottechurch please confirm

[Iona Fyfe @ionafyfe]

Come on you Gers

[Natalie Van Sistine @nvansistine]

My autistic partner just used the phrase

“watch as I go commit autism”

[tahmii @DRA6ONITE]

The clip is exactly 30 seconds long… the exact length you can have of a screen recording on Switch 👀👀👀

[Jambo @YerAuldDad]

@jasminedarling Someone said the thirst (3rd) of the month. Sometimes it’s accurate

[nadia ⋆˚｡⋆⚾︎ @wink3rnation]

sometimes god smiles upon those with joy in their hearts

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while I was little spoon that I accidentally blew both of my wife's legs clean off and now shes a double amputee

[pingu @pingu4ll]

you are on very thick ice with me
i love you

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Bloke spends his life eating raw meat and looking directly into the sun for health benefits and he was nearly just written off by Fred Flintstone’s car while warming up.

[鳩⭐️王 @Emonda_sIr]

やめれ

[Fishful Thinking @FishBanc]

He sneezed so I turned and said "I can't believe i get to say this but Bless you" and he said "right on". And I swear it is the funniest calm I have ever experienced.

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

⚡️ Daizen Maeda will be back at Celtic Park tomorrow to say a fond farewell to supporters prior to kick-off.

More information ⤵️

🔗 - https://t.co/dO3JvHAxzY

#CELRAN | #CelticFC🍀