@WritingMadness@coanimefest Dude, you know I have a habit of skimming when I read sometimes. I thought you said you’re at Coal Mine Fest, and I figured you’re a guy with diverse interests, so I was ready to accept it without question.
@MissGinaDarling Dawg of course I use a flat sheet. What else am I gonna get my legs tangled in while attempting to catapult my 25% conscious body out of bed in the morning?
@ClaytonT Get a restraining order, Porter.
Take a vacation to Palermo, Guillermo.
Duck behind the counter of the 7-11, Evan.
Starting to think Paul Simon just didn’t have the gumption to go beyond 50.
@RonwellQDobbs@nessguerrero The endurance and dedication it would take to do that would have me even MORE terrified. It tells me this ape has NO LIMITS.
@Ajtucker22 “Trading” is a bit of a misnomer for what we did with Carlos Correa. That implies that we got, or even asked for, something in return. Fucking Pohlads are just stripping all the copper pipes from the walls on their way out.
Dude I work with was sitting there looking at his phone, and at one point he said “Well, she’s gone.” So naturally, I started singing She’s Gone by Daryl Hall & John Oates at full volume. Truly an incredible song, one of my favorites.
Anyway, it turns out his grandma died… 😬