sam

columbia political science grad.
he/him.
opinions are mine.

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

It seems unlikely but it will get better

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

@USMNT Come down to 37th and 7th and I'll come outside my office and grab it

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Dave Chappelle: "I've never said this before, but fuck Bill Maher. Israel killed 240 Palestinian journalists, I didn't know you were still counting. The fear I have I need you to protect me from is co-option. So we need a code. If I say it, they got me: "I stand with Israel."

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

My conspiracy theory is that the only reason Anthropic and OpenAI are saying they want to slow down for security protocols to catch up now is that they know the financial reckoning is coming and if the slowdown is from "security reasons" they can weasel out of responsibility

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

Columbia more than 2 years ago. We all knew the truth.

[CNN @CNN]

The Israeli military acknowledged firing on a car carrying 5-year-old Hind Rajab in Gaza after earlier denials as it opens a criminal probe into the January 2024 killing. https://t.co/447KgMpwoI

[mainepilled @mainepilled]

JACKSON SWEEPS CUMBERLAND! By capturing what seems to be all 149 delegates of Portland its surrounding towns, Troy Jackson will become the Democratic nominee against Susan Collins in Maine's U.S. Senate race, replacing Graham Platner.

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

@daresaypj That tracks

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Imagine being the Republican party and trying to hide the fact that one of your Senators died to avoid holding a special election and then a totally different Republican Senator died from karma

[ostonox @ostonox]

i'm crying man zohran saw team USA's performance and has mandated nonstop training camps until 2030

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

@theoldzealand Looking like prime berhalter ball

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

Fuck Belgium all my homies hate Belgium

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

Happy 4th guys

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

Everyone who knows ball is rooting for Cabo Verde right now

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

@ADHDForReal Just kill me instead

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

@ntrider825 Salary is fine and I have to assume a bad contract of $3m either can be moved in the last 2 years or eaten with the rising cap to mitigate the term

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

Not my Bengals legend supporting Newcastle with me 😭

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

🫡: @alanshearer #LEGEND

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

NYC Rent Guidelines Board approves 2-year rent freeze, fulfilling Mamdani campaign pledge

https://t.co/KsFZEAs70U

[sam @YesMyNamesABeer]

Dawg Jarmo is the most insanely elite GM of all time LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

It's going to be No. 4 overall pick, another pick, and a player going to Buffalo for Byram.

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

It's going to be No. 4 overall pick, another pick, and a player going to Buffalo for Byram.

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

Jarmo right now