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@odysseymovie I'm just waiting not to watch this movie.

[Orcbrand's Kojimaic Matters @kojimaicmatters]

I told a black woman today that a black woman invented the telescope and she said "I know baby we's smart like that," then I told her that a black woman invented the iPhone and she said "yeah that was my auntie she deadass smart," then I told her a black woman invaded Poland in 1939 and she said, "oh baby you know it, they was askin' for it too, don't even get me started about all that," and I marveled at her wisdom, "no please, do tell," I said and sat my ass down to listen, and she said "oh no you don't! the fuck wrong wit you that's a dirty ass floor! I am NOT doin' this shit again with you crackas sittin' on my damn floor, I ain't got time for this bullshit! order a damn donut or get the FUCK outta here NOW" and I apologized profusely for offending her and gave her my order, a large iced caramel macchiato with whole milk, and a French Cruller, and she said "mhmmm, we outta crullers you want somethin' else?" and I didn't have an answer for her I really wanted a French Cruller but I checked my privilege and said, "black woman invented macchiato," and she said "i know baby," and I was amazed, all the whiteness which had accumulated within my body over centuries of white hegemony simply melted away, like butter on a stainless teel pan... After thirty minutes she came up to the counter, "MACCHIATO WHO GOT THE MACCHIATO" and I approached and she handed me my iced caramel macchiato, and I took a sip, it was like the scales had fallen off my eyes and it was like I could see for the first time... "ma'am excuse me," I said, "what" she answered, and with the burden of white supremacy no longer weighing me down I finally had the courage to ask, "would you teach me how... to wash my legs?" and she answered, "I'm on my break." Truly at that moment I could feel with a great intensity incomparable to anything I'd known under the haze of hegemonic whiteness that now seemed so unfathomably distant, in the taste of a lukewarm Dunkin Donuts iced caramel macchiato, that black lives matter. From that day forward, the abolition of whiteness would be my one, and only, purpose. I was woke.

[RexValachorum @YesThatImpaler]

@TheosShirt @AaronS90429147 @thoughtcrime___ Stop self projecting your most repressed inner dreams and desires.

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@shelbystardust Yeah, and when you woke up it was morning.

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@AaronS90429147 @thoughtcrime___ Absolutely agree. I got into IDPA, 2 gun and 3 gun matches a little over a year ago and I can see the guy has decent shooting skills Despite his size he moves and shoots fast. All these keyboard warriors mocking him are clueless imbeciles.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

A great thing about America is we have our guns.

[RexValachorum @YesThatImpaler]

@Keir_Starmer Quiet, communist piggie.

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@pimthesmilefren @morris_que14 Your mom, last night in the truck parking lot.
She gave a memorable head.

[RexValachorum @YesThatImpaler]

@iSAIDiamRah Nope. We're just tired.

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@pimthesmilefren @morris_que14

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@pimthesmilefren @morris_que14

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@pimthesmilefren @morris_que14 No imbecile, it was founded in the Stone Age when people in the same tribe had all their possessions in common, lived in caves, ate rotten carcasses so they wouldn't starve and died around the age of 27.
But they left pretty cool finger paintings in the caves though.

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@RusHonorBG

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@SocialistMMA You are mentally ill. The little fat communist bastard literally tied up one of his uncles to the muzzle of a 155mm howitzer and fired it. Then he assassinated another uncle by tricking two innocent Japanese teen girls to involuntarly poison him in an airport. You really are sick

[RexValachorum @YesThatImpaler]

@TruthAnswersAll We need this guy to crunch the numbers, find the cheaters and go after them. Full bore.

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@catturd2 Did that in 2021.

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I am truly perplexed that so many people are against mosques being built...

I think it should be the goal of every Western Society to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus mosques should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side an off-licence called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.

[RexValachorum @YesThatImpaler]

@MAGAMORONS2026 @zerohedge What part of the Constitution says that?