Facade

but,is it art?

[Facade @YesTisMe]

Here is my quarter life crisis!

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

The day senator Sifuna educated the two government propagandists.

[Kidd Eazi @Im_Kidd_Eazi1]

Kama unachukia Ruto kunishinda mbwa wewe

[11 @yhate_11]

didn't get a text but I got the message

[Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida]

@amerix The lake.

Do not use tanks. Drink directly from the rocks, lakes, ponds and nimbus clouds!

Tanks contain Udaologyparty that contains vegetable oils that make people fat.

Penetrate the rivers!

Change or perish!

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

NO,NO, NO Mr. so called President!!!

You don’t get to talk about threats when your administration has spent the last few years becoming the biggest threat to ordinary Kenyans. And this habit of calling everyone who disagrees with you “anti-development” has to stop. Kenyans have every right to question you. That’s not being against progress. That’s holding the people in power accountable.

You keep asking Kenyans to rally behind your government. For what exactly? To celebrate more taxes? More borrowing? More broken promises? Support is earned, Mr. President. It isn’t demanded. So please stop with this nonsense of blaming the opposition every time things aren’t working. You asked Kenyans to trust you with the country. The least you can do is take responsibility for what has happened under your watch.

The opposition is not responsible for the state of our economy. You are. You’ve been in charge. If businesses are struggling, if taxes have become unbearable, if millions of Kenyans are working harder than ever but getting nowhere, that’s YOUR RECORD, not theirs.

WANTAM!!

[26 @Eryr_]

A friend who is an experienced international chef with 20 years of experience has told me that no goose in the history of cooking has ever been cooked like the president's goose.

[Philosopher @TheEinsten]

@Kalasinga_ Someone called Saf to find out the issue after the paybill went down and said he's a signatory juu yeye ni sifuna 🤣

[Akan @K2grind]

At least someone in policy circles is speaking our language

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Imagine everyone believing in you and the whole country rallying behind you but you never want to leave the comfort of your home to hustle for votes like other men. You just want to sit at home ironing shirts for your next photoshoot. Kalonzo for you. Corporate baddie.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Sifuna said last election Azimio focused on manifesto while UDA just went around sloganeering.

Amesema this time round hakuna kuimba what they will do. Slogans only

[Lagertha @TreasonousBabe]

Btw did you ever take any accountability for what you and your little friends tried to do to Maraga? Ama you just deleted the tweets after it backfired?

[monka @MsMacharia]

Kuna swali hapa @MamaRachelRuto

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

You can do everything right & still lose .

[Kutalang'i @ClowersShemaiah]

Your father died and left behind your step mother, kindly guide this panel on how you'll advise your step mother.
Me💀:

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Job interviews at ministry of interior

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

@SafaricomPLC wamefunga paybill ya mwananchi after “orders from above”.

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Mtu anataka umpeleke kwenu na ata wewe hauendangi

[Wanjiku!! @Wanjiku26_]

Kujilea ni ngumu. Nitakuja kujiua na njaa siku moja

[Ywaya Tajiri @YwayaTajiri]

Mnadhani talent ilitoka wapi? Creative minds those ones