Jess

writer/word person | my patronus is cheese | she/her

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@tashmontlake Hehehe

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

Someone’s been playing around with Grimes’ sword collection

[News24 🇿🇦 @News24]

Elon Musk challenged Putin to single combat over Ukraine | @BISouthAfrica

https://t.co/1TVnaQwCm5

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@Danideutsch Well done angel ❤️

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

Moving on a scorching hot day is a special kind of hell

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@HellaTamaryn

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@2frost2furious Tbh literally every single person I know has had it so I guess it’s fair game 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Formula 1 @F1]

Sir Lewis Hamilton has officially received his knighthood

#F1

https://t.co/zdotOqf8lv

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@emfolbo This!!!

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@JonWithTheFace My personal favourites:
I am not financially stable and I chose to be a writer so that’s not gonna change | I’m chronically tired and children are chronically tiring | They can’t use a litter box and I’m not potty training | I have the memory of a dry chickpea I will lose them.

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@JonWithTheFace I’ve been told multiple times that “having commitment issues when it comes to tiny little flesh bags that leak incessantly for at least 5 years” is not a good enough reason not to have a kid and I…

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@JonWithTheFace On the other end of the card, I spend my entire life giving people “legitimate” reasons for not wanting kids. Apparently “i just don’t want kids” isn’t good enough.

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@emfolbo Fig gently bites my nose or licks my eyelid 🥴

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@emfolbo 🎊😍

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@Lourens_Smit Lmfao

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@emfolbo @mo_saara Chani = Hebrew, Duncan = Gaelic, Idaho = a nod to American culture(lol). I think it furthers his books’ allusion to how in this future empire religion/cultures have blended into something new. The fremen for instance are influenced by Islam, islamic mysticism and Judaism, etc.

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@emfolbo @mo_saara I figured because he’s created a world defined by an amalgamation of various mystic beliefs, cultures, languages and religions, the names are kind of a hodgepodge mix i.e. Jessica = Hebrew, Paul = Christian origin, Leto = Greek Titan, Liet = popular medieval anglo Saxon name

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@kelchrstine Lmao

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@LeahJazzLive How can you be against abortion but for the death penalty?? Isn’t the whole anti abortion stance that all life is sacred and whatnot🥴 MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

Once again I am at Woolies without a bag

[Jess @Yes_That_Jess]

@RozMcK I love falling asleep to a good old gruesome murder podcast - my partner does not agree.