YesMaam

Married. Here to have fun and appreciate the male form. All me. Are you up for it? #NSFW #cougar

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@PrisonCookies If you can’t get knocked up, there’s no reason to trap a man. Catch and release! All the fun is during the hunt!

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@Guy48Nice It’s a compliment for sure. But if I notice he turned to look at my ass, it means I turned to look at his!

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@frustrated_1ne Weird that all of us on Twitter choose fucking, but the vast majority of the population chooses wining and dining. Restaurants are packed on 2/14!

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

Turns out, it’s not “abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.”

It’s absence. Then playing catch-up for all the sex you missed while apart.

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@UncleDuke1969 @Artemis_Ascends Hank’s wife is thrilled she can be a stay at home mom.

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

And she will be yours for eternity.

[karen @klsmd12]

instead of telling the stars

tell her

she is, after all, your wish

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

Is this a real product? Cause it looks like a butt plug and there are so many obvious jokes.

[Kinky metal head Chris @metal_kinky]

🤣🎶🎵🎶

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@buitengebieden_ @lalalucy00x00 He moost be in a hurry!

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

And don’t be offended that she’s taking over.

[J Maples @jmapleserotica]

Listen, fuckwad, if she goes for her clit while you’re having the sex, she’s probably getting close.

Clamp the base of your cock...keep fucking moving...and wait til she’s there before you nut. Her pleasure takes priority.

JFC read your partner!

PSA by J

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

This year I’m thankful for a smooth divorce from a completely sexless marriage.

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@decipheringit If he enjoyed the sex, why is he disappointed with anything?

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

You know how after a great workout you’re sore for a couple of days?

Sex like that.

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

Can we just order that equipment online for personal use?

[unapologetically me @lalalucy00x00]

I wonder if they have alot of female operators???🤔

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@frustrated_1ne Oooooh! My favorite way to use vacation days!

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

Evidently I’m not a very good dominatrix. I guess I’m more of a recommenatrix.

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

The IT guy was explaining which hole to use on my new laptop, and I wanted to tell him I was pretty confident about when to use each hole, but then I’d be the one getting a lecture from HR.

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@GloriousRoseBud @a_venezuelan19 That picture makes me believe you are beautiful inside and out. Peace to you.

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@someguyinsylvan Freethinkers don’t care about routines! But they do hate waiting for tow trucks. Sorry about your car.

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@jmapleserotica Definitely

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@EddieLally1 Yes. Congratulations. My new partner had a similarly sexless experience, so we enjoy making up for lost time.

[YesMaam @Yesss2you]

@EddieLally1 No longer sex starved and almost no longer married. Court date is Wednesday, day of celebration in bed is Friday.