Yeti Abides ✌️🫶

🏆Live Event Host🃏Comedian🎙I talk in to microphones. #KeepGoing (he/him)🏳️‍🌈

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

I’ve decided I’m going to work out everyday for the rest of the year.
#goals

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

Migrating…

https://t.co/LqajoIEkg3

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

T ransphobic
R acist
U nhinged
M isogynistic
P iece of shit

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

misogynistic.
homophobic.
racist.
xenophobic.
transphobic.

this is America.

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

Happy Let’s Convince The Poors They Can Make A Difference By Participating In A System We Created To Keep Ourselves In Power Day!

#vote

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

Her: Talk dirty to me.

How does your husband feel about cuck chairs?

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

The irony that this is supposed to be ironic. #Guillotines2024

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

"Both sides are the same."
- MAGA

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

Y’all hear about Biden dropping out?

It’s because after having covid, he can’t smell kids anymore.

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

Guillotines 2024!

[Dan Sterling @dansterl]

Is anyone else watching beheading videos to calm themselves down from that?

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

If you didn’t grow up on a reservation, you don’t have tribe. Period.

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

@sober8675309 @MinnesotaTurd Again, get the fuck off my timeline you piece of human garbage.

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

Hey Idaho, fix your ridiculous liquor laws. No hard alcohol before 10 AM on Sundays!? Some of us have flights to catch and people to ignore.

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

@alaskacasey Yo- read my bio, I’m a comedian. Jfc. Smdh.

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

@fuq_capitalism “Don’t tread on me” but it’s totally cool for you to tax a vehicle every time it’s sold and resold. Yay capitalism!

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

@Keleka24 To be fair, I don’t generally think about that, you know, being a Yeti and all. I think it’s safe enough though, because it’s the area around Vivint Arena that is sketchy after sundown. If you’re not sure, Uber X is like 10 bucks between the two🫡

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

@MinnesotaTurd No- you don’t hear me. No one is killing babies in Minnesota, but thanks for living up to your handle you turd. Now get the fuck off my timeline you piece of human garbage.

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

@Keleka24 That’s totally walkable my guy!💯

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

@JanesAmerica I read this as “tickets for my kids” if you wanna know how my brain is operating rn😂

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

I spell weeek like this just to make people think they’re having an acid trip. lol

[Yeti Abides ✌️🫶 @Yeti_Abides]

Zygotes gonna GOAT.

[Dan Sterling @dansterl]

Happy Father’s Day!