Ylli 🌟

Low effort brilliance and high effort nonsense.

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

Someone said OpenSea is OnlyFans for dudes and now I can’t unsee it.
#OpenSea

[Pennywise🔺⛓ @CCryptolio]

@kevinsekniqi Your mom is so poor when they saw her on the street walking with one shoe they asked her if she lost a shoe and she said "No, I found one"

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

@cryptofishx No

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

Requesting thoughts and prayers for my sanity.
My youngest kid just found out about BabyShark. 😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Adama Traoré to Barcelona, done deal and here-we-go. Loan with buy option [not mandatory] for €30m plus bonuses. Barça will cover 100% of the salary until June. 🔵🔴 #FCB

Deal to be signed on Friday, as per @David_Ornstein.
Enhorabuena a @martinezferran @gerardromero @sport 🤝

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

@cryptofishx Wen Fisherman Joe?

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

If you followed the journey of Sushi, Uni & Cake you know where TraderJoe is headed.
It’s damn no-brainer. @traderjoe_xyz $Joe

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

@ReshadRahman_ Okay boys, pack it up. He forbids us.

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

@ReshadRahman_ @SiqueRodriguez Can hardly call what he did before “playing” anyways so nothings changed.
Get him out.

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

@ReshadRahman_ Laporta & co really got rid of Dembele, Griezmann & Coutinho in six months. @JoanLaportaFCB is the GOAT.

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

Contender to #CryptoDumbass2022 and we’re still in January 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

The absolute best podcast for the last seven years is without a doubt @thedollop with @daveanthony & @reynoldsgareth.

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

My Uber driver just 2X the speedlimit. Bullish sign. #Crypto #Fivestars

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

Falling asleep on the last episode when you’ve bingewatched a series the whole night is bullshit.
Now I gotta get through a whole stupid workday until I can get closure.
#netflix

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

It’s already happening in crypto and no-one is minding it.
Using different tokens for specific usecases on projects platforms. Not trying to be tinfoil hat. Just saying that it’s a possible outcome based on what I’m seeing happen with all these CBDC being planned.
#Crypto

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

Just waiting on the day this version of capitalism announces different versions of the same currencies with specific usecases. Investment USD (IUSD) & Consumer USD(CUSD) f.ex.
1 IUSD = 10 CUSD
#Speculating

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

Dividing salaries into the different currencies to better be able to limit who has access to wealth and control the flow of money.
There’s no way the giant corporations are gonna want to keep competing for the same type of money as you buy your lunch with.

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

Lol at banks labeling crypto as a major risk.
Placing pension funds into companies that exploit millions of people around the world and destroys the earth is risk free right?
#Banking #hypocrisy #SalariedScammers

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

@cryptofishx You’re telling me a fish did all this?
Amazing how far we’ve come.

[Ylli 🌟 @YlliTj]

@ReshadRahman_ @gerardromero A golden generation of French players and we got all the shit ones. Fml.