Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq.

Ole Miss ΣΠ '21 #frat
Pritzker School of Law '25 #target
Fund formations @ Schliebel Ross #BigLaw

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

@TITMONSTER5 I was thinking more so the separation from your wife.

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

@TITMONSTER5 I wonder what happened approximately a year and a half ago.

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

@BankofAmerica check the cameras

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

@TITMONSTER5 stole the gummy worms

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

@GlenLoyer If the biased and bribed 3B umpire didn’t call that check swing on #MVPete in the Wild Card then we would’ve punched our ticket to the NLCS already

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

#ChicagoMarathon next year I will be inside if you #Sub3 #Target

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

Rays Brewers World Series. I will NOT be there. #RapeManfred #MVPete #RapeCraigCounsell

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

Sox, Guardians, or Tampa out of the AL 😭😭😭😭😭 Genuinely fucking #RapeManfred

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

Just saw someone eat a mayo banana onion sandwich #CastlePines

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

FUCK @GlenLoyer I HATE YOU

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

Investigate Jared Verse

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

Roommate just said this isn’t an intriguing primetime matchup #rape #youdontknowball #grittyball #arod

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

If 3B ump calls this a check, we win the game. Investigate MLB.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Horseshit

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

@kurtengburner @GlenLoyer

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

@GlenLoyer Cubs are playing an opponent who has won more games than they lost this year. Sox are not. #KillYosef #NorthSide #Winnetka #LakeForest #Wilmette

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

If @TITMONSTER5 tries to lower my rates one more time I'm telling the BV about that poor girl.

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

@TITMONSTER5 Not a faggot. Had to google BV.

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

Kid from UIUC Law just tried to connect with me. #NonTarget #NoOffer

[Yosef Strahilevitz, J.D., Esq. @YoStrah6969]

Pedro Ramirez 0-2. #ICE