Dave deey

the future belongs to the mad

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Officially resigned as Detective Boyfriend. The last case I was investigating almost killed me

[jimmey @thakenyan]

The internet girl you have a crush on just wants engagement and clout.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Ugali sukuma tena jamani 🥲

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

I have cows for hire During Dowry ceremonies, How they will disappear from your in-laws is non of your business...

[B.I.G @Austo_OG]

Kumwaga ndani by mistake alafu mimba ikatae kutoka but kakufe siku kanazaliwa>>>

[Dave deey @Yo_203]

RT @pallnandi: Funny how Father’s Day is usually just about celebrating fathers, but when Mother’s Day comes around, some people can’t help…

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

When you're with a woman... enjoy her.

Laugh.
Talk.
Have your fun.

But stop planning a future with her in your head.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Dear parents, don’t have sex in the same room your kids are in, even when you think they’re asleep. You’ll traumatise them.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

You can’t preach freedom of choice and then get angry when men make choices you don’t like.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

It might take me two years or five, but I'm definitely getting that life I promised myself. I won't die poor!

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Most people don’t want love. They want attention, convenience, and someone to make them feel special without having to reciprocate. Real love is rare because it demands effort, self awareness and accountability. Most people want the benefits, not the responsibility.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Don’t be scared to rock alone, The sun be alone everyday and still shine.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Getting a government tender is very easy. In fact, anyone can apply & get one without connections. But getting paid after delivering is not guaranteed. I got one in 2022 and was only paid early this year after bribing everyone in the county office. Never Ever Again!!

[Sweezy👱‍♂️ @sweezy_9]

Money management is more important than making money…

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

As a man,

If your family depends on you, don't play the same game with men without responsibilities.

Wake up early.

Connect with people

Do whatever it takes to get rich.

It's your only way out.

[Ezra @EZRAwaCHELSKI]

I don't have the data but I strongly believe Kenya hosts more African immigrants than South Africa. Nationals from Somalia, Burundi, Nigeria, Congo, Uganda and Tanzania who are in Kenya cumulatively run into Millions.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Nominated Senator Tabitha Mutinda Munene has left her husband & his family seeing with their mouth wide open. In a shocking display of raw political privilege, the Senator weaponized state machinery to settle a domestic score. She reportedly had her husband arrested at 2:00 am on Friday, leaving him to rot in a cold Kilimani police cell over the entire weekend.

Shee mercilessly unleashed Kamata Kamata Friday on her own spouse and the father of their children. Kamata kamata is a malicious tactic usually reserved for high-profile political targets to ensure they cannot secure bail until Monday morning.

For a wife to use it against her husband represents a level of calculation that has left family members and insiders seeing with their mouth wide own. What makes this entire ordeal incredibly dark is the timing.

The husband is currently in deep mourning after just Burying her mother. While the family is still trying to process the devastating loss of their matriarch, the Senator chose this exact moment of profound vulnerability to strike.

While the husband was busy cooling his Sundus trying to process her mother's death, Tabitha allegedly pulled strings within the security apparatus to ensure her husband spent his weekend behind bars, waiting to be paraded in court on Monday morning.

Normally, ordinary family disputes are handled by counselors, elders, or civil courts. They do not involve rapid-response as if hunting for terrorists. Tabitha’s modus operandi is exactly how women with power operate, they can show you pepe live live my brother.

Her husband is currently facing devastating nightmares from all sides. Beyond the trauma of the jail cell, the husband’s family is fighting an uphill financial battle. They are currently dealing with Unpaid Pending Bills with Money tied up in completed projects that have yet to be compensated.

The husband also takes care of his Sick Elderly Father who's an old man dealing with severe health issues alongside extreme stress. The father generously put up his shamba as collateral to secure bank loans to fund the couple's new house and businesses.

Because of financial strain, that family land is now at risk of being repossessed by auctioneers. While all this happens.Tabitha is busy moving around doing PR, showcasing her generosity in helping people yet she's traumatizing her own husband & his family.

Women with a little power can become very dangerous, now imagine her as an elected leader. It's hard being a man ayaaam telling you. Men should learn from other men's predicaments. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Men aren’t afraid of commitment. They’re afraid of the consequences of committing to the wrong person. There’s a difference, and it’s reshaping modern relationships.