Sapiosexual Honeypot

Bio...mechanics. ☭ He/Him/Ho/Hum

[Sapiosexual Honeypot @Yo_Jimb0]

(Internally screaming)

*Externally pontificating*

[The Mist @Clinton2028]

Mitch McConnell: thank you so much for the heart transplant doctor. I feel so much better already. Why’s the room so quiet? Where’s Lindsey Graham?
Doctor: who do u think gave u the heart…

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

zionists are literally the most evil people to walk this earth…

[Sapiosexual Honeypot @Yo_Jimb0]

@itsnotjulie All of what you said plus $160k a year is a lot of fucking money!

[jimmy, классовое самосознание @tuffluffjimmy]

you can tell that the Soviet Union, even at the height of its revisionism, was a real check to the Capitalist world system

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

Platner should have been disqualified from running at all when he decided to join Blackwater AFTER the war crimes they committed. But crimes against Muslims are always an afterthought to American politics.

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

the publicist of the woman gassing the atmosphere with her private jets literally being named Tree Pain has convinced me that we live in a simulation created by a really uncreative person

[Sapiosexual Honeypot @Yo_Jimb0]

Aging the characters in Korra up a little bit and fixing the flaws in that shows writing would’ve been the move but since it’s not as beloved as the original and studios are allergic to taking any risk these days…

[Sapiosexual Honeypot @Yo_Jimb0]

Live action ATLA is so funny. What if we took all the charm and charisma out of this property and replaced it with awkward child actors who haven’t had time to mature as performing artists? That would be good, yeah?

[✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩 @MarxoidNess]

"Netanyahu" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "Netanyahu?!"

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Plub @Plup_Club]

2 TIMES EVO CHAMP

[Ramy Abdu| رامي عبده @RamAbdu]

Veteran journalist Mujahid Abu Mufleh, before and after his detention in the Israeli Auschwitz camps.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Honestly, i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.

daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.

college costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and puts students into debt for life and yet we have thousands of professors living in their cars.

everything we need is astronomically expensive and yet almost none of the money we pay is going towards the people actually doing the work and providing the services.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[gay contraption @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys