Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody)

Minister of Defense Israel שר ההגנה של ישראל. always on some smarties 🍬

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

They are pretending to be mentally retarded so they don’t have to go to Gaza.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

EXPLAIN?

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

Where is my rat… I mean my friend Herzi Halevi??? Is he alright??

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@netanyahu Bibi stop lying and come back to your bunker room

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

Please retweet so I find him 😪

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

When are we getting our Medals for #1 Terrorists in the world?

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

Can Hezbollah please spy on my house too?

Im trying to show them my Strawberry Socks Collection.

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

I guess we are completely f*cked

Let’s get some diapers and hope the response won’t be too hard

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@HananyaNaftali Naftali get us some diapers and let’s prepare for their response

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

Thanks Netanyahu for sucking America’s dick for over an hour. All just so they give us more Weapons ❤️

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@HananyaNaftali Gay

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

I converted to Islam today and prayed my first prayer. Thanks to Abu Obeida he opened my Eyes 🇵🇸

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

Can somebody repair my baby?

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@HananyaNaftali We have been bombing churches and mosques Hananya. Sit your ass down.

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

Felt cute. Might delete later

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

The feeling of an austrian painter is like an orgasm to me.

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@yoavgallant So the fake version of me decided to bomb children by itself? Im proud 😮‍💨

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@ShaykhSulaiman Beautiful view… hold up did you say this is Israel??

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@ObozoLies @jamshidian_f @Schneeridara @barbiebrox @MarkNew @ztalpnielk @CatLady70663590 @MicheleParrott5 @Daniel85401173 @TeachESL @ronhoward99 @harvickfan_2903 @CaroL007_ @Dennis17Viper @JVER2ME @AutumnalBaby @BrexitLondon @snowdove133 @KatHouston65 @CarmenBSantiag1 @autumnbueno @northsouth2250 @helobos @tutukane @FelixAnchor__ @kellgil99 @vickiieemma @smithgap @larrythkw @minizen48 @ClaySharps @PlaysTrumpCard @America98636706 @FirstUSAFirst @LeeItalian1 @rick_denu @Sheltieman3 @dragonfire2016 @DamianRanger1 @kimberlee_kc @Europarl_EN @UKHouseofLords @IDF @netanyahu @gantzbe @bezalelsm @AmichaiChikli @rothmar @itamarbengvir @GOPIsrael But we can’t even finish Khamas and Hezbollah is way stronger

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@alihadi68 @IDF @IntlCrimCourt @netanyahu I offer Ben-Gvir for my freedom

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@WarMonitors Khezbollah needs to be pushed back to litani river

[Yoav Gallant - יואב גלנט (parody) @YoavGallanto]

@ShaykhSulaiman Not only Palestinians we hate everyone