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[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

It's of no use to explain yourself to someone who's not ready to listen.

[Berrin SAKA @Pergamonos]

Bazen bizi aşağı çeken şey etrafımızdaki engeller değil,kırmaya kıyamadığımız bağlarımızdır.

[Aiprotips @Aiprotips1]

🚨STRAIGHT WIN PICKS 🔥

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15 Straight Wins 🔥💚

[Iris Hayes @irisneural]

INSTEAD OF WATCHING AN HOUR OF NETFLIX TONIGHT.

This 1 hour Stanford lecture by Joel Peterson will teach you more about negotiation and getting what you want than most people learn in years.

Bookmark it and give it an hour, no matter what.

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@uttdkola Bale

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop, heal from what broke you, live in your own space, reconnect with your discipline, and learn to love yourself again. It’s very important that you see that journey through.

[peguy_tbn @peguy_tbn]

🚨+100 ODDS

[Fundamental Investor ™ 🇮🇳 @FI_InvestIndia]

This must be taught in school at all children. Even today, I struggle to put a decent knot.

I wish someone had shown this when we were kids 😭😭😭

#FI

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@bungomaduke @tallrelative Exactly. Just do away with the fence so as to starve that parasitic menace.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Hassan Sarai aka Fatuma...

How he lost Mombasa Governor to Diddy is story for another

Acha vile Bonny Khalwale claims they recruited him to team Ruto

Mi niko hadi na msgs, but told you, I signed NDA

Afadhali kuenda kortini ju ya kitu ingine vile kuna arrest warrant over Somalia ambasador tweet

But hapo kwa NDA sina nguvu. Violate that then no one else even in opposition can work with you

So whatever I say here is not legally binding Tea

Ruto has been sworn in. Positions are being allocated based on who shoved his tongue in whose ass deeper

No one was picking Omar's phone. At least mimi akina Kipchumba Karori, now State House legal officer were picking mine but lying

That one is for my Book

Bro is going bonkers. Pesa alipewa to finance gubernatorial seat asha nunua nayo nyumba Kileleshwa

His political career is on the precipice of abyss

So the message I saw was him threatening suicide to one of those Coast politicians, a Ruto's blue-eyed boy

After much ado, meeting was arranged. So ofisi ya Ruto SH, like any official ofis ikona reception

Wakafika by 6am. It is true, Yamune is in that office by 4am. But I guess mostly is to sign deals

Because if that energy was translated into service, angefikisha Kenya mbali

Uhuru ali ishi kuamshwa na drips but did better even in first term. Si ndio tulikuwa na last mile that lit hadi caves in Kenya?

Wakiwa reception, Salim Mvurya, former Governor Kwale and current CS Sports was already there

Same Mvurya who gave his concubine through pass awe Governor. Even Raila said it, google

Details aside, let me foward to Sarai

They saunter in and you know Ruto had only been president for 2 minutes. Not yet acclamatized na protocol greetings

So he was still giving hugs, banters, oh, karibuni my frens

"Mr. President, Coast has stood with you. ODM zone has given you 40% , this brother cannot be abandoned"

Ruto says, understood. We can figure out a CS?

Sarai was hesitant. Ati let me consult for a day or 2. He wants Speaker Senate, hii ya Kingi. The position was still free but hataki kusema anataka Speaker sio CS

Speaker cannot be summoned. Hakuna mtu atakupigia kelele over failed policies, but the perks are HUGE

The day they left that ofis, is the NIGHT Kingi went to Ruto

Same script. I have a party, ile kiosk inatwa (PAA), one MP, numerous MCAs, but politically, we have more to offer than anyone else at the coast!

Ha! Chukua Speaker!

Sarai heard the news and cried like a teething infant. Machozi ya makamasi

Ndio aka anza ku threaten suicide!

B'coz he was dilly dallying, Mvurya asha mwosha by promising his concubine will be Ruto Damu (And she is, check Governor Kwale)

Kingi asha negotiate Speaker. Bro back to zero

So I will tell you what he did ndio finally apewe EALA mp, before hizi UDA sg thing he took from Malala

His humongous nose and ugly spectacles as he farts tribal poppycock should not worry anyone

He is a mahamri addicted nonentity whose utility expired when he left civil society

Waombe sana nisi ingie Bunge. I will be exposing them with precision of a surgeon and alacrity

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

I want you to observe this picture.

That was the delegation Trump carried to China.

-Elon Musk - Tesla & SpaceX.
-Tim Cook - Apple.
-Jensen Huang - Nvidia.
Plus dozens of CEOs, tech leaders, and innovators.

Now compare that to the delegation President Ruto carried to the Kazakhstan space centre.
-Mudavadi.
-Kabogo.
-CS Lee.
-Photographers and political entourages.

And immediately, you understand the difference between a country planning for the future and one doing political tourism. In one, the president is carrying his best; in the other, the president is harrying his friends who aren't even close to the best.

A space centre is not a tourist attraction.

That is where countries discuss:
-Satellite technology.
-Communications.
-Weather systems.
-Internet infrastructure. etc

Serious governments carry scientists, engineers, researchers, and innovators to such visits.
People who can tell the President:
“This can help drought prediction in Kenya.”
“This can improve internet access.”
“This technology is worth investing in.”

Instead, many looked completely out of place while the President himself appeared to be doing most of the learning.

And that is exactly how many African countries fall behind.

Foreign trips should not be rewards for political loyalty.
They should be missions for knowledge, investment, and national progress.

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@kijana_misa Kiss of death....damn

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@Utdpal_ Maria...

"... tuonekane kama makatuni, ndio maana hatualikwi ata harusini"

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@naivas_kenya 77

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@jb_omukangala @HonOtuoma @OundoMudenyo

[Andrew_dev @Andrew__dev]

Good morning Twitter community. I have been unwell for quite sometime & would like to request for your support towards seeking medical intervention. Please share widely. Good day.

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@dev__mosh #GetWellSoonAndy

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A small win for Kenyans as the Kenyan High Court upholds the suspension of the Finance Act, 2023.

Details below.

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@cyyy_nee Kuna kitu inaitwa Biology....😐😐

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@thairu_thomas @PSCKenya Once the internship is over,@PSCKenya scraps off your details from the GHRIS ...faced the same problem too. Had to go to KRA for help

[Wak Witu🇰🇪 @Yobra79]

@_hood22 American Odyssey