Lj

tap in on that bio you’ll know all about me

[Lj @Yoimlarry_]

All my opps will die ☺️

[𝙼𝚢𝚊🦋 @bremyaa]

The tongue really is powerful. Speak your blessings into existence, manifest, pray .

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

a guy who pauses his purpose for a woman ends up losing both.

[effectfully @effectfully]

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding it's a problem for tomorrow you.

[El Jefe @ChaseEnCashe]

This lawsuit is gonna have dawg making the same kind of money that Manny Machado makes

[حبیب الرحمٰن خان @habibalrhmnpti]

@wiremxther Everyone making jokes but someone that was in a housing crisis killed themselves to avoid homelessness. They had people helping and yet it was still too much and took their life. This is extremely depressing. I am sad.

[WEST @westsidebuzzin]

I really pulled 3 mentally ill hoes in a ROW 🫥 #maybeitsme

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

I don’t want no better bitch I want my bitch BETTER

[da bleeder @weezdotoomuch]

thats yall problem now, yall want a reward for doing whats right.

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Unfortunately I do gotta show women I’m not the nigga whose life you can jump in and out of when you feel like it

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

the best feeling ever is when you wake up from a nap and realize your cat was napping with you the whole time

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

I think im done gambling
I’d do better transferring my money to my savings and yelling BANGGGGG 😂😂

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

you’ll be vibing to drake then he’ll just start explaining your current situation in full detail

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

POV: She said ‘I miss you’ 2 weeks ago btw

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

They are diluting the f*ck out of this gas!!!!! I can’t prove it but I know this car!! Ain’t no way I’m down to half a tank in 5 days!!!!

[gorgeous randy flamethrower @santosvenganza]

pussy wasn’t hitting on nathaniel

[Pedrito. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @iRealPedro]

sometimes you just never know where a sentence will take you

[JAYLA AMORA @thejaylamora]

Maturing is realizing PEOPLE DO NOT FW YOU FR 😂like realistically