deleting my dating apps and meeting my soulmate the old fasioned way by escaping off a nautiloid ship after having a tadpole implanted in my brain and finding a strange pale elf standing helplessly in the woods and getting a knife pulled on me
"Astarion fans don't actually play bg3" literally how else are you gonna make your OC kiss Astarion and see all his dialogue options. Who do you think is modding their games so they can get 4k ultra HD photos of Astarions pores and hair follicles and angles for their fancams bozo
@sexgoldrevenge It’s honestly interesting; usually evil species go full on “I’m gonna take over Faerun/Toril” but dude was like “nha I want power over people” and one of those people he REALLY loved taking control over/torturing was Astarion and that’s what makes me go 😨
@s4lpire Ascended Astarion would def love Twitter, he would just be beefing with everyone while having this face 😈 and then asking you to like his tweets 😭