EgoDead

:undocumented until further notice: not weird just autistic 🇲🇽🌈

[EgoDead @Yoltic23]

My family’s puppy might lose an eye today after a hit and run by some gentrifier. Any amount helps to cover her bone fractures and eye surgery. Thank ya’ll 🙏🏽https://t.co/8lylUrPZIo

[EgoDead @Yoltic23]

@smashleyolson Clowning: yes
Apologizing: Never :D

[EgoDead @Yoltic23]

@spaghetti_thief Reading before bed!

[savorybeverage @SavoryBeverage]

This says alot about Society

[EgoDead @Yoltic23]

@spaghetti_thief You’re right, this is a terrible opinion

[EgoDead @Yoltic23]

What level of alcoholism is it when you’re doing shots with your bartender?

[EgoDead @Yoltic23]

I’m seconds away from throwing it all away and becoming a clown (professional)

[EgoDead @Yoltic23]

Currently on a horror binge, let me know what ur favs are! Tv or film.

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and bisexual

[savorybeverage @SavoryBeverage]

Canta y no llores? Uh actually it's my party and I'll cry if I want to!

[savorybeverage @SavoryBeverage]

Nathan fielder is actually an awful person because he never replied to any of my dms offering to come to his house and cook him a delicious meal

[Aztec Empire @AztecEmpire1520]

Spanish nationalists flipped out because I described Cortes's status on April 21 (the day he arrives at the Aztec Empire) as being an "outlaw." At that specific time he was. Cuba's governor called for his arrest and send a fleet to bring him back to jail. 1/6

[Debra Caplan @debra_caplan]

In 1959, Eugene Ionesco wrote the absurdist play Rhinoceros in which one by one, an entire town of people suddenly transform into rhinos. At first, people are horrified but as the contagion spreads, (almost) everyone comes to accept that turning into a rhinoceros is fine. 1/

[savorybeverage @SavoryBeverage]

"Twin peaks is about trauma" "twin peaks is about abuse"

Actually no! Twin peaks is about how cool it is to do stuff like get black coffee at diners and go to casinos

[savorybeverage @SavoryBeverage]

don't care didn't ask plus your humors are imbalanced and overly phlegmatic

[avington ⛈ @adhdead]

my favorite YA author becoming a TERF who bullies trans ppl online for fun feels like a more heavy handed met metaphor for the death of my childhood than Hedwig falling from the sky & exploding

[EgoDead @Yoltic23]

Just witnessed a man walking his electric scooter and when i asked him why he said it ran out of battery Dios mío give me STRENGTH

[Noun Verbed @nounverbed]

UNDERWEAR CHANGED

[savorybeverage @SavoryBeverage]

Hey you suck and are lame

April fools you rock and are cool actually

Sorry if that joke rustled any feathers but that's just how I roll 😎

[savorybeverage @SavoryBeverage]

You think Will Smith slapping Chris Rock is funny, but what if instead of “Will Smith” it was “borat” and instead of “slapping Chris Rock” it was saying "mai waife" would that be funny? Would that be fucking funny to you?