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Dad Jokes, Recycling, Correctly-loaded Dishwashers. NEVER pays for delivery. Loves a big Tesco.

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@aliceoutthere1 You won’t be able to leave the tent in the morning for the offers by the shoreline!

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@tlivingheartco I am very sorry — had no idea and just blurted without thinking. I apologise unreservedly and sincerely. Mea maxima culpa. Glad the grass got cut.

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@DavidTannerTV Lizzie’s in a box, though? Horrible.

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@tlivingheartco Just mow it yourself next time?

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@DrFrancisYoung Berwickshire in Scotland — a county that takes its name from a town in a different country

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@Mochak123 Third series was absolute tripe though

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@greg16676935420 Massive Parmesan storage area

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@RebeccaCNReid Seethe at how much journalists were paid?

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@JohnSimpsonNews So why did you join in the first place?

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@wylfcen Are you alright?

[ukdad @YooKayDAD]

@wylfcen About 7 or 8 maybe

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@graceyldn Had a pint in there about 1995 and a rat sat watching me, sitting on a radiator for about 15 minutes. Nobody batted an eyelid.

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@ELPinchbeck @GWRHelp Isn’t your season ticket somehow on your phone? Amazing if GWR isn’t on par with lots of other TOCs?

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@jappleby @Fender Come and see the visual representation of the right-handed hegemony!

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@beckyboopta I think that’s Alan isn’t it?

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@Sandford_Police The real crime here is the spelling of “indorcating”

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@anon_opin It’s whether you could even conceive of having ketchup in your house

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@Georgegarrett14 Great club too

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@northumbriana Thorpe looks like he’s just killed and eaten his new flatmate, but is worried that the lid of the food bin wouldn’t close properly

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@MissLauraMarcus It’s literally been called that for decades. This is such a non story made up to be something by Nat mentalists. Nobody else cares. Ensign Ewart is memorialised at the castle and are they going to close the eponymous and famous pub just down the road? Absolute nonsense