Momoh Pujeh 🏴

Comic. Man of the people. zorp

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'RnB' should be 'BnR' cause this Sade got me hard af.

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Sometimes the best offense is a loaded hand gun

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@chrispolanco Congrats to you and the familia

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Good for Kanye liking the Jews again after seeing Jonah Hill in 21 JumpStreet. Make sure he never watches 22 JumpStreet, he just gonna go right back to being mad.

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@ZillaVodnas Talmbout another man cum. #suss

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Start gambling on gambling. Will he risk it all or won’t he? Gotta check his stats. 🤔 🔍 single male alcoholic hates father knows nothing about sports? Oh you betcha. That’s a lock.

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Damn, left my loaded gun on the train.

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Only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed at which a comic exits the room after bombing. - Neil Degrasse Tyson

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The anteater is the only animal named after what it eats, besides the shit comic.

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@ShannaChristmas Next book, How I died By Shanna Christmas

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If my last words ain't "of course I want more gold flakes in my champagne you peasant," then I died a fucking loser.

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I miss the good old days when people sold their souls for talent. Straight mids can't be good for the devil. ROI out of wack like shit.

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Would've Lol'd if he like gripped his chest and dropped dead, and the mfer filming just watched him die.

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Actor Ben Stein says he misses the good old days when “a large African-American woman” was on his syrup bottle, but woke corporate culture ruins everything.

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Allen Iverson was my favorite basketball player growing up. His nickname was 'The Answer' the question being "what scares the shit out of old white people?"

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We need to have a discussion on UBI, we can also discuss UB40.

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Put a baby down for the first time in a while. Oh how I’ve missed killing babies.

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People who don't need glasses should not be allowed to wear glasses. Fuck your fashion sense. What's next? Accessory wheel chairs? *rolls up* You wanna ride shawty?

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Ben Simmons just another dude who moved to Brooklyn from Philly and now all his friends left and he’s like wtf am I doing here. Def been there bud.

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Who tf is Harry Styles?

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Fall down 7 times, stand up 8, consult a doctor and find out you have vertigo.