Lenny Delassalas

Born in Queens, raised in Houston...Support all NY/Htown teams except the Astros and recently re adopted the Texans. “A life lived in fear is a life half lived”

[Living The Dream @BrainLogicOnly]

@LeadingReport I m already tired 😰

[Lenny Delassalas @Yorker930]

@LanceZierlein didn’t know u had this is the wardrobe

[Coach Fuller @CoachJimFuller]

Peter Dinklage welcoming Kyler Murray to the Vikings #skol

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Back in 1983 hardcore feminists were outraged with the portrayal of Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi.

Especially after she strangled one of them.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Fantasy league commissioners still trying to collect from that one guy who didn’t pay at the draft

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Phillip Rivers one quarter into facing the Houston Texans defense in Week 18

[Lenny Delassalas @Yorker930]

@EricNMoody My flex, Judkins vs the Ravens or Diggs tonight vs the Jets

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

I’ve watched The Lord of the Rings trilogy countless times & there’s never once been a moment where I’ve been bored. The Fellowship is still my personal favorite of the three & also has the perfect opening to the entire trilogy. I have no clue how Peter Jackson pulled this off.

[Lenny Delassalas @Yorker930]

@BryanHoch

[Lenny Delassalas @Yorker930]

@MaxTGoodman Wash, rinse, repeat every year

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

Let’s be honest 100% improvement.

[Lenny Delassalas @Yorker930]

@JLasagna43 Brother Bellinger IS the 1B

[Derek Jeter @derekjeter]

We’re back

[CC Sabathia @CC_Sabathia]

9 years sober to this day 🙏🏾 Feeling blessed to be healthy, happy, and find joy in so many things. For those on their own sobriety journey, know you’re not alone and there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. Salute to everyone out there living an alcohol-free life.

[Lenny Delassalas @Yorker930]

@BryanHoch Dude wtf

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@NickTurturro1 Yankees don’t care about these games clearly Nick

[Lenny Delassalas @Yorker930]

@BleacherReport Would be arrested in the NFL

[Lenny Delassalas @Yorker930]

@LibrarianJoe_ @ChrisKirschner

[Lenny Delassalas @Yorker930]

@JoezMcfLy All for show