Uno what I found jokes about working in a nursing home? All them lot that had neurodegenerative diseases like dementia, all forgot how to walk, eat,use the toilet, even they’re own family and friends! But guess what they could remember? Racial slurs!
I make one mistake and I’m on thin ice….I was trying to be healthy by reheating Salmon from the night before and now I may never graduate from interventional fellowship.
i have a confession. so when people send me 4 minute voice notes, my brain turns off and i cannot listen to it until i have nothing else to do with my day. alternatively, when people send me 4 separate 1 minute voice notes back to back, i will listen.
I downloaded hinge one time just to see what it was about & that same day a girl messaged me “Tomiwa you’re on hinge???“ I’ve never deleted an app so fast in my life - I felt like I just got caught at a brothel 😂😂
Colgate Frozen Beef Lasagna (early 1980s)
The Museum of Failure can't confirm whether or not this *actually* existed (Colgate says "no"). If true, one of the more ludicrous product crossovers ever LOL.
I now find it difficult to eat & watch TV simultaneously! Once you start living I the present and avoid distractions, things can become so much more enjoyable. Can you imagine for the 1st time ever, I could feel the saliva being secreted as I looked at my meal
And man even gave me his baby to hug. Can you imagine someone in the UK handing over their little girl to you LOL! The only people who weren't nice were airport security. Investigating me in a small room along with two other Arab looking men
When I actually deep it, travelling to Turkey was quite interesting. I'm not sure whether to call their reception of black people "love" or "positive racism" 😅 definitely felt better than being in the UK though
Drivers beeping at you and shouting out greetings, people being relatively overly friendly and welcoming (a man invited me into his shop to smoke hash with him even though its mad risky there with police) groups of women asking to take pics with me..