Kol | Parody

The wronged, the dead, but never mourned. The odd one out. Burdened by more than just sins of the past. Part-time Heretic. #Bros | Parody

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

"The forgotten Son"

Read: https://t.co/wZR2IOzOSi

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet [Adorable. Catching your hand as you slap me, I pull you closer, just a tad.] Or what?

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet [feigns the most innocent expression] Delicious. Why?

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet Just so you know, I happen to love garlic.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet I'm possibly the worst person to consult on that matter but I'd assume that it might be a similar experience.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet Knowing that the ones we love are happy truly is the only thing we can ask for sometimes.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet Oh, why not?

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

I did.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet I'll take your word for it.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet Kol is fine, darling.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet Well, I'd heavily vote against the fake Indian prince. A goat however... Doesn't require walks as far as I know.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet A cat then?

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet I'll set the table.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet Were you thinking more domesticated apex predator or prey animal? The responses may vary drastically.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet Sticky makes for a very fun cleanup.

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet And if they don't like me? Am I gonna be the one being left at the shelter?

[Kol | Parody @YouDontStandOut]

@LusciousCrowlet Can you blame a guy?